This is Why I Walk and Talk This Way

[hovis]

At 8:45 on Saturday morning, I was woken by my alarm. I was a little confused, because it was louder than usual, and I didn't remember my alarm going, "I'm a bad/Bad/Motherfucking DJ/This is why I walk and talk this way!". Eventually I twigged that it was a phone call, but by the time I put the phone to my ear and pressed Answer, it had rung

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[sageoa]

WHAT YOU GONN' DO NOW?!

and now, eternity.

[hovis]

Insight, foresight, more sight. The clock on the wall reads a quarter past midnight!