"Teeth" (2007) ---- LIVE review //// D-362
A vajayjay with teeth.
Dear God. Imagine that some writers went to a movie studio and pitched their scenario to producers. The worst part is not so much the idea itself -although it is preeeeee-tty crazy, but the fact that some producers ran with the story *head slap*
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Dear God. Imagine that some writers went to a movie studio and pitched their scenario to producers. The worst part is not so much the idea itself -although it is preeeeee-tty crazy, but the fact that some producers ran with the story *head slap*
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Glad I entertained you ^_^
This movie will definitely stay in my annals. A vajayjay with teeth. Pfffff. I mean, HEL-LOOOO! *knocking on head* Is there anyone home?
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Kidding.
Following that dream I had about my teeth falling out, I don't know I just googled "teeth" LOL and stumbled on that flick. Went on IMDb and saw that it was a 'horror' film (kinda) *big horror film fan here* sooooo decided I'd give it a try.
TA-DAAAAAAAAAA!
That will teach me. Always say no to flicks where the main character is a toothy vajayjay ;)
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Now that I can safely assume that you read my crappy review, you know what you missed ;)
The best advice I can give you guys if you decide to give it another try -which I highly recommend *lol*- is to watch it with a grain of salt (no first degree), keeping in mind that this is "The Adventures of Dawn, the Girl with the Toothy Vajayjay", and as a result it can be nothing but an immensely entertaining movie. One and a half hour of pure nonsense / insanity.
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