Comments | housewilsonlol: I'M CONFUSED...

slightlysatanic in housewilsonlol

I'M CONFUSED...

Mar 14, 2011 12:12

SO THIS MIGHT NOT BE WHAT THE COMMUNITY IS FOR BUT I SAW THIS IN A WARNING OVER AT HOUSE_WILSON AND I NEED HELP.

"Warning: h/w slash, no details; mildly verging on noncon, but in a sweet way."

noncon, but in a sweet way.

noncon, but in a sweet way.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT 'GENTLE RAPE' IS BECAUSE I DON'T GET IT.

boiling with rage, the fuck?, seriously what is going on, why is *this* okay?, always check the filename, fuck this fucking fandom, hey house_wilson fuck you, emotional nostrils

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cestlavieminako March 14 2011, 17:50:12 UTC

Oh, I know! Isn't that where they yell "surprise" first? Maybe give you flowers?

Seriously, WHAT? THAT IS NOT HOW THE WORLD WORKS, PEOPLE! THANKS FOR TRYING, GO CRAWL BACK INTO THE HOLE YOU CAME OUT OF.

xayeidemon March 14 2011, 18:01:19 UTC

I went over there and asked. We'll see...

slightlysatanic March 14 2011, 22:14:29 UTC

I'M TRYING TO HELP OVER THERE BUT IDEK WHAT THAT PERSON IS SAYING.

earthtojendell March 14 2011, 18:16:32 UTC

God damnitt. D:

deelaundry March 14 2011, 18:21:19 UTC

"Mildly verging on noncon, but in a sweet way"

FOR ANY OTHER 'SHIP I'D SAY THAT WAS RIDICULOUS, BUT WE ARE KEEN ON A COUPLE WHO HAVE SECRETLY DRUGGED EACH OTHER MULTIPLE TIMES IN CANON, AND EACH TIME WE (OR AT LEAST I) FIND IT HILARIOUS AND ALSO KIND OF, YES, I'LL SAY IT, SWEET.

slightlysatanic March 14 2011, 18:32:34 UTC

I'd say that drugging your friend so he doesn't ruin his career and drugging your friend with anti-depressants so he can be happy for once are both terribly questionable acts, but a far, FAR cry from rape. MMV of course.

deelaundry March 14 2011, 19:27:37 UTC

They are most definitely a far cry from rape. But they are non-consensual acts on another person's body. I had interpreted "mildly verging on noncon" to be "dubcon" ... and also this is HWLOL. So I'm LOLing at HW. (Not at rape.)

slightlysatanic March 14 2011, 19:29:07 UTC

I just can't help but LOL in helplessness at 'it's rape but it's ~*~*~*~nice rape~*~*~' what even.

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deelaundry March 14 2011, 18:23:43 UTC

BESIDES, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WHATEVER AWFUL THING HOUSE DOES IS BECAUSE HE IS SO DEEP AND HAS SO MANY EMOTIONS AND THEREFORE IS SECRETLY VERY SWEET, UP TO AND INCLUDING FORCIBLY RAPING WILSON, WHICH WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE ENTIRELY WILSON'S FAULT AND FOR WILSON'S GOOD, SO THERE'S THAT SCENARIO TOO.

xayeidemon March 14 2011, 18:53:53 UTC

I saw someone mention the DBS in h_w last week (in relation to bad things Wilson's done to House), and for some stupid reason, I was surprised that there are people who still think about that.

deelaundry March 14 2011, 19:33:35 UTC

I still think about Wilson turning down the monster truck tickets from House in S1, instead of just RESCHEDULING THE STUPID DINNER WITH STACY, so I'm not so surprised by people still think about the DBS.

I do get surprised by those same exact people forgetting THE NINE GAZILLION AWFUL THINGS HOUSE HAS DONE TO WILSON, many of which were not to save a life but to have a laugh. Porno pictures plastered all over the hospital? Hm?

world_falls March 14 2011, 19:22:34 UTC

I'VE HEARD THAT A RAPE FROM HOUSE IS THE MOST TENDER AND LOVING MOMENT YOU WILL EVER EXPERIENCE. ERGO, IF HE WERE TO DEPRIVE WILSON OF THIS EXPERIENCE IT WOULD BE A SIGN HE DIDN'T LOVE HIM.

AND REMEMBER IT'S ONLY MILDLY NONCON. I THINK THE CONTINUUM IS SWEET & MILD(LY) NONCON, SORTA RAPE, OK IT'S RAPE AND THEN NO REALLY RAPE RAPE.

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