Comments | housewilsonlol: THAT WILSON GUY IS SUCH A DICK

deelaundry in housewilsonlol

THAT WILSON GUY IS SUCH A DICK

Mar 13, 2010 12:59

JANE'S POST REMINDED ME OF MY PERSONAL CONVERSION TO THE CAUSE IN DEC '08. IT WAS HEADY STUFF, REALIZING THE DEPTH OF WILSON'S DICKITUDE AND HOW MUCH I'D BEEN BLINDED BY THE LAZY EYE OF EVIL. I WAS COMPELLED AT THE TIME TO WRITE THIS TRUE TALE OF WILSON'S LIFE AND CHARACTER. JANE ASKED ME TO POST IT HERE.

FIVE TIMES WILSON DIDN'T CRY FOR HOUSE ( Read more... )

emotionally immodest, ;_;, why has this fictional character forsake, why isn't "friend" in quotes?, as it were, not really but i like that tag, love you buddy, "orange emo boating hat", you manipulative bitch, deep fucking thoughts up in here

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hibernia1 March 13 2010, 18:03:49 UTC

LOL!!!!!!! WILSON IS EVIL. I'VE NEVER SAID OTHERWISE.

nuclearfootball March 13 2010, 18:09:57 UTC

I AM PRINTING THIS OUT AND MEMORIZING IT SO THAT I NEVER FORGET

soophelia March 14 2010, 05:38:38 UTC

IKR. I AM TATTOOING IT ON MY BODY RIGHT NOW SO I CAN NEVER FORGET IT.

moose_mcmoose March 13 2010, 18:58:17 UTC

SHE WAS A FOX FOR A GAL IN HER SIXTIES.
WILSON WANTED TO BONE HOUSE'S MOTHER. TRUFAX RIGHT THERE!

I WISH IT WAS POSSIBLE TO BOTTLE BRILLIANCE. WE COULD GET CRATES OUT OF THIS POST

kurokokoro March 13 2010, 19:48:00 UTC

AN EDUCATIONAL YARN INDEED.

I'M THINKING WILSON NEEDS TO BE KICKED IN THE BALLS TO STIMULATE HIS TEAR DUCTS PRIOR TO TRAUMATIC LIFE EVENTS.

bery26 March 13 2010, 20:24:22 UTC

FINALLY A REAL IN-CHARACTER FIC

I PARTICULARLY LIKED THE PART WHERE WILSON'S HOPING TO GET INTO HOUSE'S MUM'S PANTS, YOU COULD SEE THE SEX LOOK HE GAVE HER AT THE FUNERAL FROM A MILE