FIC: The Fix

[housepiglet]

Title: The Fix
Author: Housepiglet
Warnings/Spoilers: Spoilers for the preview for Half-Wit (episode 15)
Words: 813
Disclaimer: Still not mine.
Summary: Crack!fic!  Wilson and House have a hard time coping with all these ridiculous gaps between episodes! Grrr...
Note: I finally gave in and watched the preview for Half-Wit earlier this evening. Then I

Comments

[empressaurelius]

LMAO! Complete, utter genius. Thank you for this. God, I needed a laugh-the spoilers, except for a handful, have had me SO down.

[housepiglet]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it :) I don't know whether to laugh or cry! *grins*

[dangomango]

So, my question is, do House and Wilson have enough morphine for a third person?
:D

[housepiglet]

You and me too! :)

*establishes first dibs*

[tasha_elizabeth]

And to that I give a resounding, "HA!".

I have to ask. Is this the same long suffering Wilson from A Dark and Stormy Night?

[housepiglet]

I'm glad you liked :)

It is the same long suffering Wilson! Unfair, eh?! How they like to torture him... :)

[genagirl]

Wilson had never used so many exclamation marks in a single paragraph before, and he slumped back against the toilet for a moment, quite drained and exhausted. LOL!!! Best line ever! I laughed so hard over that. Hey, about that morphine - is there enough for me, too? 3 more weeks!! Did you read the newest spoilers on TWoP? Oy vey!!!

[housepiglet]

Thanks :) I'm glad it made you laugh! And I think we'll have to form a queue for the morphine!

Oh, God... no, I don't think I've seen the latest spoilers... *can hardly bear to look* Are they good or bad? Shall I go and look or not?? *descends into frenzy of indecision*

[genagirl]

Go look. Go back several pages, it's ones about Half Wit and the aftermath. Go on, you know you wanna.

[housepiglet]

Okay :) Is it in General Gabbery?

*I think I need a drink*

[thinlysliced]

Ah, ha, ha! Hysterical! Oh, for weekly episodes...

[housepiglet]

Tee hee! Thank you :)