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[hotfruits]

Title: The Biography of a Pregnant Takaki
Authors: yamapiislove and hotfruits
Rating: PG
Characters: Takaki-centric. Takaki/Inoo. HSJ. Takaki's family.
Disclaimer: We don't own anything besides our crazy ideas ♥
Summary: After weeks of feeling ill, Takaki finally finds out what is wrong with him. He is pregnant. With Inoo's baby. Being a guy, he doesn't know how to cope with this pregnancy. Will he ever be able to live a normal life?



Takaki groaned as he rolled out of bed, stumbling to catch his footing on the floor. For some reason, he's been really dizzy lately. His Mom took him to the doctor about a week ago, but the doctor couldn't find anything wrong, besides being a little underweight and dehydrated. He's followed the doctor’s orders to eat more and drink more water, but it hasn't made a difference; if anything, whatever illness he has has gotten worse.

Wiping the sweat off of his brow, Takaki exited his room and walked across the hall to the bathroom, cringing when he turned on the bright light. That's another problem he's had, sensitivity to light. Closing the door, Takaki locked it and shuffled towards the sink, grabbing his toothbrush and toothpaste. When he uncapped the minty tube though, a wave of nausea hit him and Takaki rushed towards the toilet, flipping it open as he fell to his knees, vomiting.

"Yuya?" Takaki's sister Yuu knocked on the door, her voice concerned, "Are you throwing up?"

Takaki sighed, falling back onto his bottom and shuddering, feeling dizzier than usual.

"Yuya?!" Yuu knocked harder, making Takaki's head pound.

"I'm fine," he croaked out, leaning forward to flush the toilet, waiting until it stopped before continuing, "Just puking."

"First you get dizzy, and now you're throwing up," Takaki could hear his sister Yui comment as she walked by, "You sound pregnant."

Takaki's eyes widened as his sister Yui laughed, ignoring Yuu's disapproval of teasing their sick baby brother.

"No way," Takaki looked down at his stomach, "That's impossible..."

Right?

He was a guy, and guys don’t just randomly get pregnant. Okay, maybe he had had sex with Inoo a couple of weeks ago but still, guys don’t get pregnant. He tried to convince himself more and more, however, it wasn’t working; curiosity got to him and so he grabbed his coat and keys, heading towards the nearest pharmacy.

-

When he arrived at the pharmacy, he was dumbfounded. He didn’t know anything about pregnancy tests and had to ask help from one of the workers.

“Um, excuse me? Can you help me? I’m looking for the most accurate pregnancy test.”
The worker girl looked at him weirdly. Takaki wished that he had brought one of his sisters along.

“It’s for my mom,” he smiled nervously.

Doubt still washed over the employer’s face but she led Takaki to his necessities.

“This is the best one. It’s ninety-nine percent accurate,” she said, handing the box over to Takaki.

Takaki took it and thanked her. He didn’t even bother to read the labels or check the price. He paid for it and went out of the pharmacy without a second glance.

-

Locking the bathroom door, Takaki looked at the box sitting on the counter. He took the item out and stared at it.

“How do I do this? Do I stick it up my ass or something?”

He figured out later that it was much easier if he read the instructions. Once he got the hang of it, he tried. Taking a deep breath, he urinated on the metal piece and set it on the counter again, waiting for the results.

Takaki was really scared and nervous. His breathing became unsteady and his chest felt tight. After a couple minutes, he picked up the device, hands shaking. He closed his eyes as he brought it to his face and when he opened them, his breath hitched.

The little symbol. The little symbol that he had been dreading came up. It was positive.

“I’m pr- I’m pregnant,” he managed to rasp out, and fell to the cold bathroom floor, in shock.

"Oh God," Takaki groaned, his shocked eyes never leaving the little pink line in his hand. This was just...was he born a girl at birth or something? This was just too impossible, he couldn't be pregnant!

"But it's ninety-nine percent accurate," he reminded himself, shaking as he got up off the floor. He hid the test inside of his jacket and quickly left the bathroom, dashing across the hall to his room, slamming his door shut.

He grabbed the test and threw it into his trashcan, before flopping onto his bed, his hands reaching for his stomach unconsciously. He rubbed his flat stomach and began to wonder what it would like, all big and fat and with a little baby inside.

"I have to tell someone," Takaki reached for his cell phone, his nerves jumping all over the place as he clicked on the speed dial for Inoo’s number and waited anxiously as it rang. He almost gave up after three rings but waited for a couple more seconds until Inoo picked up.

“Yuuyan?” Inoo’s voice was heard. Takaki could hear the sound of someone hushing him in the background; his boyfriend was probably at the library. “Wait a sec.” There were a few rustlings and then it stopped. “What’s up?”

“K-Kei.”

Inoo grew worried at the tone Takaki was using. “Yuya? What’s wrong?”

“I-I-I’m…”

“What is it?”

“I’mpregnant,” Takaki blurted out all at once.

The other end of the line went immediately silent. Takaki bit his lower lip, wanting to cry out.

“…you what?” Inoo finally breathed out.

“I-I’m pregnant,” he repeated.

“B-but how? I mean you’re a guy and I’m a guy and…and this just doesn’t make sense!”

“I know, I know. But I’ve tested. It…it was positive.”

“Did your period stop coming?”

“Kei! This is no time to joke! I’m a guy damn it, I don’t get periods,” Takaki became angry.

“Alright, alright, I’m sorry. Did you tell anyone else yet?”

“N-no. Kei, I’m scared.” Tears started to stream down Takaki’s cheeks. This was another problem he's been experiencing for the past week, terrible mood swings. One moment he's happy and the next he’s either angry or sad.

“Sssh, where are you now?” concern was evident in Inoo’s voice.

“At m-my house. In my r-room.”

“Okay, stay there. I’m coming.”

-

30 minutes after he hung up, Inoo rushed into Takaki's room, slamming the door behind him before going over to his depressed boyfriend, taking him into his arms.

"Sssh, it's okay," Inoo whispered, holding Takaki close, "I'm here."

"What are we going to do Kei?" Takaki cried out, clinging to the other boy, "I can't, I don't even know how it would, I just," Takaki rambled, his sobs increasing, "I'm scared."

"Are you sure you read the test right?" Inoo asked, frowning, "I mean, you just can't be pregnant Yuuyan, you're a guy."

"But I am, it all makes sense. The mood swings, the sickness, the dizzy spells," Takaki counted off, "I'm pregnant. Please don't be mad," Takaki whimpered softly.

"No, no I'm not mad. I'm just, shocked," Inoo sighed, "We should go see a doctor, to make sure you really are, and then," Inoo trailed off, thinking, "I guess, ask them how this works. Cause I'm clueless."

Takaki nodded, his tears subsiding into sniffles once he knew Inoo wasn't mad.

-

The next day, the couple went to the hospital for a check up. Weird looks were thrown at them as they entered the maternity department, with Takaki crying and Inoo holding him close. After a few minutes of waiting, they were called in.

“There is definitely a human life form inside of you, Takaki-kun,” the doctor said, holding the scan results in his hands. “This is rare. Very rare. In fact, it doesn’t happen at all. It’s the first time I’ve seen something like this.”

“I-is th-that a bad t-thing?” Takaki hiccupped, unable to control his crying.

“Well, we don’t know that yet. Come by once every week and we’ll do a check up on you and see how the baby progresses. But I must ask, do you want to keep this baby?”

Takaki sniffed and touched his belly, rubbing it. He didn’t have the heart to kill another living thing, and when he looked at Inoo, the younger boy had the same expression.

“Yes, we’re keeping it,” Inoo answered, determined.

“Okay, then. If you’re really sure. I just want to say, being a parent isn’t easy but I wish both of you luck.” The doctor signed some papers and reminded Takaki to visit every week. The couple nodded and exited the hospital into the crisp, autumn air.

“So what do we do now?” Takaki asked.

Inoo kneeled and lifted Takaki’s shirt, kissing his stomach, not caring about the stares the people on the street were giving them. “Now,” he said, “we wait and take good care of this - of our- baby until it comes out happy and healthy.”

Once again, Takaki cried. But this time, they were happy tears as he thought of how lucky he was to have such a caring man beside him.

Three months later...

Walking into the practice room, Takaki set down his duffle bag and joined the others, stretching his arms, "Hey, sorry I'm late. Had to see the doctor today," he smiled, sitting down so he could stretch his legs, "I can't believe it's already been three months."

Inoo smiled too, bending down to give Takaki a kiss, "Same here, and I'm so relieved everything is going well."

A hum of agreement echoed throughout the room, but was interrupted when Yabu stated, "Ya know, after this point, you're gonna start getting bigger."

"That's right," Daiki sighed, "How are we gonna cover this up, I mean, no one besides us and Takaki's family know he's pregnant. It's gonna start showing soon."

Everyone turned towards Takaki and Inoo, looking at them expectantly. The couple glanced at each other and shrugged, Inoo saying, "We don't know either, I guess we'll have to make up something."

"We can tell everyone Takaki is recovering from a sex change," Hikaru snickered, ignoring the eye rolling that met his idea.

"I'm a still a man Hikaru," Takaki stood up, using Inoo's hand to help him, "I'm just a pregnant man. Nobody can figure out why or how, but I am. And no," Takaki interrupted Hikaru, anticipating what the other would say, "I was not born a girl or born as both, I am all man."

"Alright, enough," Yabu chuckled, "We need to practice while Takaki can still dance!"

-

Takaki took a deep breath, sweat pouring down his face. He stumbled to the floor and quickly sat down, chugging his water bottle. He finished it all, and Inoo's too, but was still incredibly winded and a little dizzy.

"Babe, you need to stop dancing," Inoo stole Yabu's water bottle and handed it to Takaki, laying a hand on his shoulder, "You get more winded each time, I'm worried."

"I'm fine," Takaki whined, sipping the water now, "I'm just..."

"Just?" Inoo asked.

Takaki's lip wibbled, tears gathering in his eyes, "I'm too fat to dance!" he wailed, gathering everyone's attention, "If I wasn't a fattie I could dance fine!" he grabbed Inoo by the shirt and pulled him closer, crying into his neck.

"Oh God, it begins," Ryutaro whispered to the other members of seven, his eyes wide with fear, "The extreme mood swings, the "you're not fat" conversation and the disgusting food cravings."

Keito smacked Ryutaro over the head, frowning, "Don't be so insensitive, you brat." Ryutaro rubbed the back of his head, pouting.

"Yuuyan," Inoo spoke up over the others, "Babe, you're not fat. You're absolutely beautiful, and I love you."

Takaki pulled back, sniffling and looking up into Inoo's eyes, "Really?"

Inoo smiled, giving Takaki a small kiss, "Of course, forever and always."

"Awe," Daiki clapped his hands together, running over to the couple and glomping Inoo from behind, "Let's celebrate Takaki's so far successful pregnancy with some food!"

Takaki immediately perked up, exclaiming, "Oh, can we get pizza!?"

Everyone nodded, Yamada voicing out, "Yeah, pizza is good. You'll want tons of pineapple, right?"

Takaki shook his head, still smiling, "Nah, I want something fishy. I wonder if they can put tuna on pizzas," he trailed off, thinking, "Hmm, a teriyaki tuna pizza. Do you think it's possible?" he asked the group.

Everyone grimaced, trying not to gag. "Sure babe, we'll ask," Inoo patted Takaki's back, shuddering.

Six months later...

As the months past by, Takaki grew bigger. They managed to keep his pregnancy a secret from the fans and media by going on a hiatus. The members were disappointed by this, but they knew that right now, Takaki was more important.

There was only three months left until his due date so the JUMP members gathered in Takaki’s house, showering him with presents.

“Hey, Yuuyan~ Open my gift!” Daiki exclaimed excitedly.

Takaki nodded and smiled happily as he untied the ribbon to the box. Once he saw the item inside it, he frowned.

“Do you like it? I know you’ve wanted it. I saw you looking at it when we were shopping,” Daiki babbled on. He only stopped when there was no response and noticed the dark aura emitting from Takaki. “Y-Yuya?”

“I WANTED IT BEFORE I BECAME PREGNANT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR THIS LEATHER PANTS NOW? MY FAT ASS WON’T FIT INTO IT, YOU STUPID PENGUIN!” Takaki huffed.

The whole room became silent until they heard little whimpers of cries behind Hikaru. The other members scurried to the spot, comforting the crying Daiki whilst Inoo tried to calm Takaki down.

Inoo rubbed the older boy’s back soothingly. “Don’t get mad, it’s not his fault. And how many times do we have to go through this, Yuya? You are not fat. You’re gorgeous just the way you are. Did you know that ever since you got pregnant, you seem to have this glow on your face?”

“R-really?” Takaki asked, calming down.

“Yeah. Now, I think you should apologize to Daiki.”

“B-but,” Takaki started to tear up, “he should be the one apologizing. I really like these pants and I can’t fit into them anymore.” Suddenly, his mood changed to that of an angry monster again. “AND IT IS HIS FAULT,” he pointed, “I’M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS, CHIBI!” and he charged for the figure hiding behind Hikaru.

Inoo tried to hold him back but Takaki was just too heavy, and if he did, he might hurt his boyfriend so he just let him go. Daiki yelped as Takaki rubbed his big belly against the younger boy’s cheek, screaming out of breath.

“THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! NEVER MESS WITH A PREGNANT TAKAKI!”

The other members backed away from Daiki, all of them were scared of the fuming Yuya and none dared to help the struggling boy. Yabu stood beside Inoo and patted his shoulder as they watched the scene.

“I don’t know how you deal with his constant mood changes man, but I’m impressed,” Yabu complemented.

Inoo chuckled, “It’s not hard really. Just give him some sort of food and he’ll be fine.”

Takaki was across the room, but he heard this clearly. His ears perked up and stomach grumbled just at the mention of ‘food’. He stopped his current actions and yelled, “DID I JUST HEAR FOOD?” Takaki let go of Daiki and hurried towards Inoo as fast as his pregnant body could take him.

At that time, Inoo took a tub of vanilla ice-cream out of the kitchen fridge, grabbed a spoon and handed it to his constantly-hungry-boyfriend. Takaki snatched the tub away ravenously and sat on the floor, eating it alone. He moaned as the creamy substance melted into his mouth, awakening the taste buds and rolled on the floor happily, clutching onto the ice-cream tub.

“Inoo! You could’ve saved me earlier!” Daiki slumped onto a couch, tired from the attack.

“Sorry, Dai-chan. It was too amusing to stop,” Inoo laughed.

The rest of the members laughed along with him as Daiki pouted. But that pout was turned into a smile when all of them gave him a big group hug. They all parted away though when they heard Takaki shouting: “MORE ICE-CREAM!”

9 months later...

Despite being on hiatus, the JUMP members still worked hard on their dance routine, wanting to make an impression on the fans when they make their big comeback. Takaki was, of course, left out since his stomach got larger and he could barely move. He watched as his friends sweated and heaved in deep breaths from all the effort; him sitting at a corner, eating his tenth box of strawberry pocky. As he was munching, he felt a sudden kick to his stomach. He rubbed his belly in attempt to comfort the baby inside but it wasn't working. His due date was predicted to be in the next two weeks; however, it seemed like the baby wanted to come out sooner. Pain rushed through his systems as the baby moved again; he clutched his stomach and dropped the food that was in his hands.

"In-Inoo," he tried to rasp out. His face cringed at the burning sensation that continued. At one point, Takaki reached his limit and managed to shriek out Inoo's name.

Seeing that Takaki was in pain, Inoo quickly rushed to his side, holding onto his hand. "Baby? Baby, are you okay?"

Takaki gripped on the hand hard, face contoured with agony. "H-hurts, ca-call, am-bu-bulance, now!" he screeched again as the pang hit him once more.

By then, the other members had gathered around them, whispering and talking, faces flashing with worry.

Yabu, being the oldest of the group, calmed them down. "Keito, call the ambulance now. Hikaru, call Takaki's family." The two nodded and did as they were told. "Yuto, Ryutaro, Daiki."

The three lined up in front of Yabu, chests up, acting like soldiers.

"You three, entertain Chinen and Yamada. Make them stop crying. And tell Chii that Takaki won't die."

"Yes, sir!" the three saluted and went off to do their jobs.

"Yabu, the ambulance is on the way," Keito said.

"His mom said they'll be waiting at the hospital," Hikaru added.

"Good. Inoo, how is he holding up?"

"Not good. He seems to be in a lot of pain. My fingers are crushed," Inoo whispered the last part.

"H-hea-rd th-a-t," Takaki clutched harder, on purpose this time. Inoo whimpered but continued to hold onto the hand.

A few minutes later, the sound of ambulance was heard and in a matter of seconds, paramedics came rushing into the room, carefully and slowly lifting Takaki up onto a stretcher.

"It's probably contractions. He'll be in a lot of pain for the next few hours or so," one of them said as they checked Takaki.

They pushed him towards the ambulance, the others following behind; all the while, neither his nor Inoo's hand let go.

"C-ome w-ith."

"May I ride along?" Inoo asked the paramedic. Doubt washed over her face but when she heard the little whimpers of cries from Takaki, she nodded.

Inoo entered and the doors closed. As the vehicle began to move, Inoo kissed Takaki's forehead and murmured soothingly, "It's okay. It's going to be okay."

-

As soon as they arrived at the hospital, the EMT's quickly got Takaki out of the ambulance and into the hospital, rushing through the halls into the operation room. Inoo chased after them but once they got behind the double doors, the nurse stopped him and said he couldn't go in.

"That's my pregnant boyfriend in there!" Inoo argued, still hearing Takaki's pained cries, "Please, he needs me."

"I'm sorry," the nurse apologized, "With Takaki's condition, we need a lot of doctors in there, in case something goes wrong," she grabbed Inoo's shoulder and gave it a squeeze, giving him a small smile, "Wait out here with the family and friends, it's gonna be okay."

Inoo sighed and nodded, and the nurse entered the room, leaving Inoo alone outside the operating room until Takaki's family showed up, with the members of JUMP following them.

"How's it going?" Takaki's mother asked as she took a seat beside Inoo, grabbing his hand while Hikaru sat on his other side, throwing an arm over his shoulder.

"They're gonna operate on him, to get the baby out," Inoo's voice shook as he spoke, "They've got a lot of doctors in there, in case something goes wrong."

"It'll be okay!" Takaki's brother Yuma, said, "Yuya is strong, they'll get the baby out and he'll be just fine. Don't worry Kei-chan."

"Yeah," Yabu nodded, giving Inoo a smile, "Just think, in a little while, you're gonna be a daddy."

"That's right," Inoo chuckled, running a hand through his hair, "Wow. The months flew by, we haven't even picked out a name yet."

"Do you even know the sex?" Yamada asked, using his sleeve to wipe away his tears from earlier.

Inoo shook his head, "He had a few ultra sounds but the doctors couldn't tell, the baby was facing towards Takaki instead of away, like most babies or whatever."

"If it's boy, you should name it Ryutaro," Chinen pinched Ryutaro, giving him an annoyed look, "What, it's a manly name!"

"If it's a boy, you should name it Yuya, seriously," Yui suggested, "I think he's earned it."

"No kidding." Yuu, agreed, "And if it's a girl, you could name it..." she trailed off, thinking.

"Yuuko." Yabu interjected, "If it's a girl, she'll be Yuuko."

Inoo looked up at Yabu, with questioning eyes.
Yabu shrugged and gave him a small smile, “I thought I could at least help a little.”

The younger boy smiled thankfully, “Yabu, that’s a beautiful name. Alright then, Yuuko it is.”

"Perfect." Takaki's Mom smiled, giving Inoo's hand a squeeze.

-

After hours of anxiously waiting, one of the doctors finally came out with a grim face. Inoo instantly got up and rushed towards him, along with the other members and Takaki's family.

"How is he? Is he alright? How's the baby? How did the operation go? Tell me!" Inoo urged, shaking the doctors shoulder.

He unclenched Inoo's hand and took off his glasses. "Takaki-kun is alright. He is resting right now."

Everyone sighed in relief until the doctor said, "But the baby, she is in an unstable condition right now. She will have to stay here longer than normal babies because we have to check up on her and see her progress."

Silence filled the air for a few moments before Takaki's mother asked, "Will she be okay?"

"We don't know that yet. It isn't severe though, so the chances of her being healthy are very high."

"Thank God. Thank you doctor, thank you," Inoo shook his hand. "Can I...visit Takaki?"

"Yes, you may but let him rest. He needs it," the doctor said, before leaving them to attend to another patient.

"I think we could visit him later. You're the boyfriend, you should go in first," Yabu smiled.

Inoo nodded and walked down the hallway towards the room where Takaki was supposedly in. He slowly slid the door open and closed it. Seeing his boyfriend sleeping on the bed with a peaceful yet tired face, made him feel relieved that everything went well. Approaching the bed, he ran his hand through Takaki's locks and kissed him on the forehead, only to stir the sleeping figure.

"Sorry, did I wake you up?" Inoo pecked Takaki's lips.

"Mhm. How's the baby?"

"She...the doctor said she will be alright."

"So it's a girl. Is she beautiful?"

"I haven't seen her yet, but I'm sure she is. Because she's our baby," Inoo smiled.

Takaki returned the smile weakly, "I'm exhausted."

"Then sleep, my love."

"Stay with me?"

"Of course." Inoo watched as Takaki slowly closed his eye lids, falling into a deep slumber whilst he sang a lullaby, holding on tight to his lovers hand.

A few weeks later...

"The baby seems to be making really good progress. I think she's ready to go home," the doctor announced, smiling.

"Are you sure?" Takaki asked the doctor worriedly, holding his baby girl close, "What if she gets sick or-"

"Trust me," the doctor interrupted, laying a hand on Takaki's shoulder, "With you two, she'll be just fine."

Inoo nodded, "Come on Yuya, I'm sure Yuuko would like to get to her new home."

Takaki stood up from the chair, his eyes leaving Yuuko's sleeping face for only a second, "New home?" he asked, confused.

"Yeah, Yabu and the others helped me out," Inoo's smile widened, "I found us an apartment. It's close to your family and to my school, so it just...seemed perfect."

"Oh, Kei," Takaki eyes teared up as he hugged his boyfriend, careful to not squish Yuuko between them, "It is perfect, for our new life together with our baby."

"Don't forget me!" a familiar shout caused the couple to turn, rolling their eyes at Yabu, who entered the room and grabbed Yuuko from Takaki, cooing at her as she slept.

"Why couldn't Keito be the godmother, or something?" Takaki asked, annoyed, "Yabu is probably gonna try and steal her, or something."

"No he won't," Inoo said, at the same time Yabu laughed, "Hell yeah, she's my cute goddaughter!"

Inoo looked over at Yabu, shaking his head and mouthing to his friend, 'Don't mess with Yuya, he'll kill you.'

Yabu shrugged, "Yuuko is worth it. C'mon, let's go!" he said, walking out of the room, where the couple heard shouts of, 'Oh, she's adorable!' and 'Thank God she looks like Inoo!'

"Stupid Hikaru," Takaki mumbled, pouting, while Inoo just laughed, grabbing Takaki's hand and dragging him from the room and towards their new, complete, life.

End.

Omake

“So…Yuuko’s asleep, you’re healed and we haven’t, you know, in a while,” Inoo said as they lay in bed together.

“Oh no, I am not having sex with you right now.”

“But why~” Inoo pouted.

“I was the one who had to carry the baby! I’m not risking the chances of getting pregnant again soon,” Takaki answered.

“I’ll wear a condom.”

“I don’t care if you wear a freaking condom or shampoo bottle, the answer is still no.”
“Just admit that you haven’t taken any birth control pills,” Inoo retorted.

Takaki shifted and turned to face Inoo with an outraged face, “I do not have to eat those pills. I’m a guy, damn it! Now, go to sleep!”

Inoo whined and pouted more, eventually giving up, “Okay, fine.” He hugged his boyfriend closer and nuzzled into his hair.

Just as Takaki scooted closer, burying himself in Inoo’s chest to get comfortable, he heard the younger one say: “How about tomorrow?”

“KEI! JUST GO TO SLEEP!”

End.