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[freakin_sweet]

I want my free llama!! I need one that can swim; just send her straight to the Gulf Coast so that she can help rescue efforts and catch looters of things other than food.
Thank You.

Comments

[anne_bradstreet]

Serious posts only in this community, please.

[e_b_browning]

Really. Where is the mod? This is getting out of hand.

[killer_llamas]

We are the fucking mods. ModS, plural. All of us are the mods.

now stfu and accept your free llama gracefully.

[killer_llamas]

Due to that comment, you will not be getting a free llama.

[killer_llamas]

Certainly.

However, we must point out that we are all male llamas. Lady llamas only exist in pubs and stuff, for our entertainment. Apart from the llama_lawyer of course, but we can't really send her to you although, believe us, we would like to.

One of us is on his way to you now. Just keep an eye out for a white fluffy thing with a pink bow round it.

:)

Welcome to the community and please excuse Mistress Bradstreet. She has been dead since the 17th century and she has no idea about manners.

[pac_man__]

Do I still get a free lamb?

[_sappho__]

I think that's lima bean.

[killer_llamas]

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