I am officially not unhireable!

[hotandcoldrp]

GUESS WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND A FUCKING JOB?

THAT'S RIGHT! THIS GUY!So I was woken up at about noon by my cell phone ringing, and peevishly got out of bed to answer it, thinking that it had damned well be a job offer and not a telemarketer or the same wrong number that has made up the majority of calls this phone has gotten (I don't know who this

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[lordsummer]

Kickass! Also you win for the two thumbs reference.

[long_scarves]

congratulationssssssss

[behold_the_void]

*brofists*

[minako134]

As long as you're not working for Wal-Mart itself aaah OMG YAY JOB That sounds like it could be an interesting job too, you'll get lots of experience presenting and communicating and stuff!!

[pockythoughts]

Ohhhhh boy I have done this kind of work. It's interesting. Often hilarious. You will want to have REALLY good shoes. Anyways, congrats!