*Litters this post with love*

[hotandcoldrp]

So! So! (God why do I say so so much there are other transitional words not that I even need to use one to start an entry I am such a good writer. Anyway!)

VVVVVV. It is a game. An indie game. An indie platformer. The pure distilled essence of platforming. Which is funny, because your character can't even jump! Instead, you reverse gravity with

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[uwaaaah]

I take your 2000 deaths and raise you 3000!

Or I would, if I could play this game.

[hotandcoldrp]

Current count is 3840. Yeah.

God Lisa why are you so underage and shit. (You should at least try the demo anyway.)

[uwaaaah]

...I raise you 5000. I will undoubtedly break 5000, if anyone here is going to win the "shit at video games" award, it's me. Damn, I'd get 5000 in the demo alone.

...what's me being underage got to do with it? o_o I was just thinking I've got no way to pay for it.

[hotandcoldrp]

Man, I have literally walked straight into spikes several times you have to wake up pretty late to be shittier at platformers than I am. Also prove it.

You've got no way to pay for it because you're underage and therefore aren't allowed to have ways to pay for things online! You have to be over 18 to have credit cards or PayPal.

[doctor_sneeze]

I played the demo on the recommendation of your Twitter, it was fun! I'm like, ridiculously poor though. $15 US is like... a family dinner.

[m_a_foxfire]

I've yet to see anyone claim to have beaten it with deaths in anything less than the triple digits.

Prof just did! 73. That man is a platforming god.

*downloads*

[hotandcoldrp]

He hadn't done it when I posted this! I am pretty sure he didn't get less an 100 on his first run through.