This is a totally manly post. It'll put hair on your chest.

[hotandcoldrp]

So, somehow or other, chat got on the top of "Manliest character you play." Which naturally took a detour into "Least manly character you play." Making a full list in order of manliness was the logical next step. Mileage may vary, but overall, I'm pretty pleased with the ranking here.

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[hotandcoldrp]

Tex is like the Patron Goddess of Manliness.

[uwaaaah]

Danny wants to laugh at Grif's placement on that list.

But he can't, because on the list of the two characters I play right now, he's last. And a 4th grade girl is first.

[hotandcoldrp]

16/27 isn't that bad considering how much manly I've got floating around up there. He's a whole 5 spaces above Simmons and that's what really matters.

[uwaaaah]

in my mind, Simmons is naturally flamboyant.

Grif would only ever like ribbons in his hair and kiss all the girls if he were getting paid to do it.

[hotandcoldrp]

Man, sometimes I swear the only thing that keeps Simmons from being the girliest member of the Red Team is the fact that Donut is also on the Red Team.

[rinnington]

Phoenix Wright manlier than Miles Edgeworth?

I beg to differ.

Pink and frills do not a lack of manliness make. Edgeworth is the straight up James Bond of prosecutors.

[hotandcoldrp]

Pink and frills have nothing to do with it. Phoenix ranks above Edgeworth for one reason:

Number of burning, collapsing bridges Phoenix has survived trying to cross: 1
Number of burning, collapsing bridges Edgeworth has tried to cross, period: 0