Vacation Spam of Doom.
White shorts. Wonder where he got them from.
Sorry for the long post in advance, ragazze. Most of these pictures took place between the end of June and mid July. Where the following happened:
"Dude, there's a paparazzi over there." (Hai, happy Sheva!)
"Where, what?" "There!"
"Oh not again." (You'll understand later on.)
So, Sheva and Paolo were at the Delano Hotel in Miami.
There were reports of Sheva passing by for Paolo's birthday party.
And it seems like he did. (Paolo is still bashing the paparazzi)
You know Paolo is thinking of starting a special line for shoes @ Sweet Years.
I mean, he's only been photographed coming in and out of shoe places.
(And these shorts are ridiculously silly looking, but I like them.)
Oh, and he doesn't like skateboards. (Waiting for their mama to finish shopping.)
See, skateboards are dangerous creatures.
Ordering a table.
AND THE PUBLIC ARE COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS.
Then they went to the beach. This time with the Nestas.
Goalkeeper!Sandro.
And he blocks it! (Of course he's not going to go easy on them, look at how silly his goalkeeper pose is.)
"Daddy, uncle Nesta is no fun and we won't let us score. Take him back to his apartment."
"Fine! Let your father do the goalkeeping."
Showing off his skills.
Ditto father.
Paolo would have made a great goalkeeper (he originally wanted to be one.)
See what do I mean?
"Will you teach me some defending skills, uncle Nesta?" "Me?" (Paolo is btch posing at the back. Never a good sign.)
"Don't teach my son any of your sliding crap, he'll end up injured every other game." (And Sandro fumes.)
"You will?!" (Paolo eventually gave up -- eee @ the giddy Christian and smiley Gaby in the back.)
These were taken on a different day, clearly, so are the ones to follow.
lulz, hair.
Aw, the goggles.
"Father, we bet you can't hit sleeping uncle Nesta."
"I can't?"
"Watch me."
(And now he plays drowning so the ball doesn't get sent back to his face.)
They're telling him that wearing transparent white shorts wasn't such a good idea, after all.
Hair, again, lulz.
Semi-surfing.
I don't know why, but I like this picture. Adriana is looking so fierce ♥
He really doesn't like skateboards.
And there are cars around, boy, be careful.
"Oh, it's you again."
Giving teh Evil Glare.
I don't know who these people are, but that might be one of Paolo's sisters. Even though the man there is looking like a young Cesare Maldini.
"I still see you, papz."
"Would everybody get in the car already? I don't want to run after him with his camera."
And Daniele is still struggling with his shirt, bless.
At the pool, enjoying another swim.
He gets them on the board.
And then drowns them.
Hee, Daniele is off again.
The other kid went down, though.
This is clearly very amusing for Paolo.
Did he catch him again? Is he looking at the camera?
Paolo always does.
Now that I see him, no. That woman must be Paolo's sister, then.
Or just family?
And to finally get done with water-related/Miami pictures, here's a scan of their winter vacation.
All right. Off to New York (no, we're NEVER done with these photos).
Minion #1 was named "Male" friend of Paolo Maldini - does he look anything female to you, gossip site? (Bashing the paparazzi, again. While looking at him.)
Apparently, they had coffee at Caffè Nero. (Minion #1 sure doesn't mind about the papz, though.)
bustedflush, is that you? *squints*
Do you think Paolo invited him for coffee after all of this? I mean, they're particularly friends now after all the time he spent following Paolo around.
So, yes, the smiling-at-random-babies might not be so random.
She might be the female family member of before, no? She's wearing the same shades.
Or he's simply smiling at random babies in front of random cross roads.
Family or not, that is one adorable baby.
