Newsies and spam as we hit new lows in suckage...and shallow

[curry_chicken]

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[rose_of_rouen]

is Billy holding a whip? surely not

[curry_chicken]

*squints* I don't think that's Wilbur, but we need him asap if Milan wants to get back in gear before the end of the season.

[occhidolci]

Ooh la la Kala you sexy thang you.

[curry_chicken]

Where are the sexy pics of Oddolish, yo? He, unlike his crosses, are in major demand.

[amorispure]

Dear God.
i was so mad at them last weekend but with this post I'm back to the love train.
Paloschi & Pato = WIN

and srsly Kala, left me speechless in a good way...

[curry_chicken]

AHAHA! ~Luurve Train~. <3

Ricky looks quite pretty in those pics, eh?

[applegnat]

Babycakes. ♥

The rest of the picspam has just taken my day from -11 on a scale of 1 to 10, to 10. Curry love, thank you so much. I'm going to go and flail at madly hot Ambro now. [And OH, BABYCAKES.]

Also, notice Nesta and the Duck at the farthest end of the line from Paolo! Oh, Paolo. You beaker of my heart.

[applegnat]

Breaker, I mean. You are not the tiny little laboratory jug of my heart, Paolo. Although I could be your little teapot any time you want.

[curry_chicken]

Sandro be keeping the Duck as far away from his Gay!crush as possible. To test the depth of his ~yearnings~.

Can I be a hot plate, so that your teapotness can be ready with delicious, hot tea at all hours of the day?

Glad to have cheered you up darling. <3 <3

[applegnat]

Milan coach Carlo Ancelotti had to calm Maldini at halftime after he reacted to the booing of home fans with sarcastic applause as he walked back to the dressing room.

Holy mother, that's so hot.

[curry_chicken]

If only it were true.

It so happened in my head.