UM OKAY HAI GUYS DRABBLE WARS, ANYONE?
SO SO SINCE RAZZY IS NOT ONLINE FOR ME TO COAX INTO AN EPIC BATTLE...
I am looking for ANYONE who'd like to have an impromptu DRABBLE WAR.
Specifically? CRACK!FIC DRABBLE.
Basically, just post me a prompt, any fandom of mine (known pairings please XD) with the most cracktastic prompt possible - but beware - if you prompt, YOU HAVE TO ANSWER A PROMPT OF MINE.
Anyone? I need some random crack.
See example: http://razberrycreme.livejournal.com/403914.html#comments
Come on, take the challenge!
EDIT: I'm going to go wash the dishes. When I get back, I hope to have at LEAST one challenger!
EDIT 2: RAZ YOUR CRACK PAIRING OF TORTURE DOESN'T COUNT. Maybe I should do it though - then you'd owe me CRACK and I'll torture you! BWAHA!
WHERE ARE YOU, FLIST? >.>; No one has time to crack!fic with me?!
EDIT 3: YAY. GAME IN PLAY. JOIN IF YOU DARE.
Warnings for listings: Crick!fic, up to R rated (Mostly lower), drabbles/ficlets, various pairings (Some crack!pairings), general HILARITY (Oh, what? That's not usually used in a listing? D=< WHY NOT?), winners are arbitrary - all crack!readers/writers are winners here!
Game with sel_barton:
Prompt - 1=2 "You want me to WHAT?!"
It Burns
1=2, "...No matter how much you try, it's not going to fit." Fic must have... some reference to the word or animal turtle.
Untitled
1=2 "it's too small"
Size Matters
3=4, "It HURTS," sock drawer
Untitled
3=4, "Never call me that again"
Public Pet Names
5=R (EGADS!) Planes, trains and TERRIBLE hats.
Untitled
---> GAME, SET, MATCH. WINNER? THE READERS.
Game with java_mint:
Prompt: 1=2 in the Tunnel of Love with a golf club & "You can't use peanut butter for THAT!"
Peanut Butter Stick
In which Java pops her drabble cherry like a PRO.
3=4, improper use of candy, lions that stare and the line, "How do we do this again?"
Cotton Candy Conundrum
Wu Fei and his rather romantic rendezvous with Sasquatch. Which incidentally lead to the 'blueberry pie' incident.
The Misconceptions of Furry Beasts and Advertisements
Zechs is rather unlucky, and when he finds himself lost, he finds himself face to face with a very randy mythical creature, who seems to have quite the upper hand in things.
How To Train your NOT Deal with a Horny Dragon.
Trowa Barton. Preventer Agent by day. At night, International Super Clown McGiggles Honky-Shoes. (I spent an hour laughing about this before I could even ATTEMPT to write it. XD) Now with his own universe!
The Shady Agent Lifestyle
-------- Maybe He Should Have Bought Daisies
------------ And So Enters Mime Master Duo
----------------- The Dreaded Spandexter
---------------------- McGiggles Escapes on a Rainbow
--------------------------Aside: A Normal Day in the Office
------------------------------- Crazy Calamity Chang
------------------------------------- Treize and Zechsie Meet Again
------------------------------------------ My Smoothies Bring All the Boys to the Yard.
----------------------------------------------- Master Sunshine's Balloon Heart
Duo Maxwell. Salvage man by day. At night, Love Hotel Accommodations Expert Specialist. For an extra fee, he'll even review the 'usability' of the facilities - which lead to the disastrous event that Heero refuses to refer to as anything but the 'Miscalculated Trajectories Mishap'.
La-La-La-Love Man and his side-kick, Spandex Boy
---> GAME, SET, MATCH. WINNER? java_mint FOR EPIC NATURAL TALENTS AND FANTASTIC PROMPTING LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN. OH, AND THE READERS - IF YOU MANAGE TO SURVIVE THE EPICNESS OF THIS ENTIRE DRABBLE BATTLE.
Round two OMG YES:
Duo Maxwell's Guide to Seducing Heero Yuy.
Chapter One - "Pushing all the right self-destruct buttons."
Chapter Two - "Is that a Gundam in your pocket?"
3rd & Final Chapter - "Ditch the spandex, baby. I can give you a tighter fit."
Duo Maxwell's Guide to Getting Caught Red-Handed Seducing Heero Yuy
Heero Yuy and his fumbling attempts at wooing Duo. Quatre thinks it's HILARIOUS that Heero actually read the yaoi manga he's given him to help. Duo isn't sure just what to make of Heero's odd behavior. Trowa didn't think Quatre had it in him. Wufei... doesn't want to know.
All Aboard the Courtin' Train! Woo-Woo!
or The Misadventures of Mistakenly Mimicking a Misleading Manga.
Or Heero's Hazardous Hentai Hustle
Or The 'Java needs to spend less time thinking up titles and just write the damn drabble' title.
During a night of drunken shenanigans, Trowa and Wufei end up making passionate love... to a banana split. Trowa took Wufei's cherry and Wufei is NOT putting Trowa's nuts in his mouth.
The Case of Mistaken Eavesdroppers
Une has been pretty good about keeping her 'split' self together since the war ended. It's only when certain ex-pilots give her more trouble than their worth that she seriously considers buying some more hair ties.
Leave Your Issues After The Beep.
Heero's possessed by the ghost of an Elvis impersonator, the Preventer's psychologist is making Trowa communicate through a hand puppet named Sam Stuffington the 3rd, Duo & Quatre believe that this is quite possibly the greatest day ever and Wufei is avoiding everyone.
Ghosts Are Totally Real and Other Fun Life Lessons
The G-boys are swallowed by another dimension, and before they can find their way back, they have to learn to ride the dinosaurs. Duo fondly names his Deathscythe Jr. and Heero insists he has to have the one with wings. Trowa and Quatre ponder the pros and cons of doubling up, and Wufei thinks they've all gone nuts.
Prehystoric Prehysteria
Wufei Chang VS. Quatre Winner for the Ultimate Master Ukulele Player title!
*Gasp* What's this!? Duo Maxwell power slides into the competition!
Trowa and Heero are innocent bystanders until...
Agents Do the Damndest Things
Today, on Judge Chang:
When EEEEEVIL Mr. Yuy tries to scare his tenant away, the tenacious Mr. Maxwell has his OWN ideas about how to get Mr. Yuy to like him. Much to the rest of the neighborhood's dismay.
In the case of Neighbors VS. Yuy-Maxwell, who will the judge favor?
*Clip from trial rolls* "ARE THOSE PICTURES?!"
Stay tuned for this unusual case!
(Coming soon!)
OMG kelkatan IS WRITING FOR ME. LOVE.
*Poke* Alive still?
Untitled
Quatre, Trowa and Heero, the phrase, "Hell yeah, I'll do it again" centering around a Webkins Manatee.
TMI (Or Not?)
OKAY, Quatre, a love hotel, and five cases of watermelons.
Seeds, Reeds and Needs
Akira = Hikaru, pink hair dye, bunny suits and “I know you are, but what am I?”
Bunny Love
AkiHika... OGATA FINDS OUT. Kinda like a RFO, but more ridiculous.
(Coming up!)
A New Challenger Arrives - prevailingwind:
Duo and Wufei with absolutely ridiculous racial judgement
Story Time
Wufei find out he has talents he would have never expected, but when Duo finds out, he teases him relentlessly.
Bubble Bobble Head
Tomato arrives...
Persona 3. A pair of abandoned swimming trunks, a bunch of habanero peppers, "Aglets are those little plastic bits on the ends of your shoelaces."
Curiosity Killed the Junpei
Disgaea 2, pirates, clean socks and "I never thought I'd say this, but humans are kinda sexy."
Taro's High Seas Adventure
I am looking for ANYONE who'd like to have an impromptu DRABBLE WAR.
Specifically? CRACK!FIC DRABBLE.
Basically, just post me a prompt, any fandom of mine (known pairings please XD) with the most cracktastic prompt possible - but beware - if you prompt, YOU HAVE TO ANSWER A PROMPT OF MINE.
Anyone? I need some random crack.
See example: http://razberrycreme.livejournal.com/403914.html#comments
Come on, take the challenge!
EDIT: I'm going to go wash the dishes. When I get back, I hope to have at LEAST one challenger!
EDIT 2: RAZ YOUR CRACK PAIRING OF TORTURE DOESN'T COUNT. Maybe I should do it though - then you'd owe me CRACK and I'll torture you! BWAHA!
WHERE ARE YOU, FLIST? >.>; No one has time to crack!fic with me?!
EDIT 3: YAY. GAME IN PLAY. JOIN IF YOU DARE.
Warnings for listings: Crick!fic, up to R rated (Mostly lower), drabbles/ficlets, various pairings (Some crack!pairings), general HILARITY (Oh, what? That's not usually used in a listing? D=< WHY NOT?), winners are arbitrary - all crack!readers/writers are winners here!
Game with sel_barton:
Prompt - 1=2 "You want me to WHAT?!"
It Burns
1=2, "...No matter how much you try, it's not going to fit." Fic must have... some reference to the word or animal turtle.
Untitled
1=2 "it's too small"
Size Matters
3=4, "It HURTS," sock drawer
Untitled
3=4, "Never call me that again"
Public Pet Names
5=R (EGADS!) Planes, trains and TERRIBLE hats.
Untitled
---> GAME, SET, MATCH. WINNER? THE READERS.
Game with java_mint:
Prompt: 1=2 in the Tunnel of Love with a golf club & "You can't use peanut butter for THAT!"
Peanut Butter Stick
In which Java pops her drabble cherry like a PRO.
3=4, improper use of candy, lions that stare and the line, "How do we do this again?"
Cotton Candy Conundrum
Wu Fei and his rather romantic rendezvous with Sasquatch. Which incidentally lead to the 'blueberry pie' incident.
The Misconceptions of Furry Beasts and Advertisements
Zechs is rather unlucky, and when he finds himself lost, he finds himself face to face with a very randy mythical creature, who seems to have quite the upper hand in things.
How To Train your NOT Deal with a Horny Dragon.
Trowa Barton. Preventer Agent by day. At night, International Super Clown McGiggles Honky-Shoes. (I spent an hour laughing about this before I could even ATTEMPT to write it. XD) Now with his own universe!
The Shady Agent Lifestyle
-------- Maybe He Should Have Bought Daisies
------------ And So Enters Mime Master Duo
----------------- The Dreaded Spandexter
---------------------- McGiggles Escapes on a Rainbow
--------------------------Aside: A Normal Day in the Office
------------------------------- Crazy Calamity Chang
------------------------------------- Treize and Zechsie Meet Again
------------------------------------------ My Smoothies Bring All the Boys to the Yard.
----------------------------------------------- Master Sunshine's Balloon Heart
Duo Maxwell. Salvage man by day. At night, Love Hotel Accommodations Expert Specialist. For an extra fee, he'll even review the 'usability' of the facilities - which lead to the disastrous event that Heero refuses to refer to as anything but the 'Miscalculated Trajectories Mishap'.
La-La-La-Love Man and his side-kick, Spandex Boy
---> GAME, SET, MATCH. WINNER? java_mint FOR EPIC NATURAL TALENTS AND FANTASTIC PROMPTING LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN. OH, AND THE READERS - IF YOU MANAGE TO SURVIVE THE EPICNESS OF THIS ENTIRE DRABBLE BATTLE.
Round two OMG YES:
Duo Maxwell's Guide to Seducing Heero Yuy.
Chapter One - "Pushing all the right self-destruct buttons."
Chapter Two - "Is that a Gundam in your pocket?"
3rd & Final Chapter - "Ditch the spandex, baby. I can give you a tighter fit."
Duo Maxwell's Guide to Getting Caught Red-Handed Seducing Heero Yuy
Heero Yuy and his fumbling attempts at wooing Duo. Quatre thinks it's HILARIOUS that Heero actually read the yaoi manga he's given him to help. Duo isn't sure just what to make of Heero's odd behavior. Trowa didn't think Quatre had it in him. Wufei... doesn't want to know.
All Aboard the Courtin' Train! Woo-Woo!
or The Misadventures of Mistakenly Mimicking a Misleading Manga.
Or Heero's Hazardous Hentai Hustle
Or The 'Java needs to spend less time thinking up titles and just write the damn drabble' title.
During a night of drunken shenanigans, Trowa and Wufei end up making passionate love... to a banana split. Trowa took Wufei's cherry and Wufei is NOT putting Trowa's nuts in his mouth.
The Case of Mistaken Eavesdroppers
Une has been pretty good about keeping her 'split' self together since the war ended. It's only when certain ex-pilots give her more trouble than their worth that she seriously considers buying some more hair ties.
Leave Your Issues After The Beep.
Heero's possessed by the ghost of an Elvis impersonator, the Preventer's psychologist is making Trowa communicate through a hand puppet named Sam Stuffington the 3rd, Duo & Quatre believe that this is quite possibly the greatest day ever and Wufei is avoiding everyone.
Ghosts Are Totally Real and Other Fun Life Lessons
The G-boys are swallowed by another dimension, and before they can find their way back, they have to learn to ride the dinosaurs. Duo fondly names his Deathscythe Jr. and Heero insists he has to have the one with wings. Trowa and Quatre ponder the pros and cons of doubling up, and Wufei thinks they've all gone nuts.
Prehystoric Prehysteria
Wufei Chang VS. Quatre Winner for the Ultimate Master Ukulele Player title!
*Gasp* What's this!? Duo Maxwell power slides into the competition!
Trowa and Heero are innocent bystanders until...
Agents Do the Damndest Things
Today, on Judge Chang:
When EEEEEVIL Mr. Yuy tries to scare his tenant away, the tenacious Mr. Maxwell has his OWN ideas about how to get Mr. Yuy to like him. Much to the rest of the neighborhood's dismay.
In the case of Neighbors VS. Yuy-Maxwell, who will the judge favor?
*Clip from trial rolls* "ARE THOSE PICTURES?!"
Stay tuned for this unusual case!
(Coming soon!)
OMG kelkatan IS WRITING FOR ME. LOVE.
*Poke* Alive still?
Untitled
Quatre, Trowa and Heero, the phrase, "Hell yeah, I'll do it again" centering around a Webkins Manatee.
TMI (Or Not?)
OKAY, Quatre, a love hotel, and five cases of watermelons.
Seeds, Reeds and Needs
Akira = Hikaru, pink hair dye, bunny suits and “I know you are, but what am I?”
Bunny Love
AkiHika... OGATA FINDS OUT. Kinda like a RFO, but more ridiculous.
(Coming up!)
A New Challenger Arrives - prevailingwind:
Duo and Wufei with absolutely ridiculous racial judgement
Story Time
Wufei find out he has talents he would have never expected, but when Duo finds out, he teases him relentlessly.
Bubble Bobble Head
Tomato arrives...
Persona 3. A pair of abandoned swimming trunks, a bunch of habanero peppers, "Aglets are those little plastic bits on the ends of your shoelaces."
Curiosity Killed the Junpei
Disgaea 2, pirates, clean socks and "I never thought I'd say this, but humans are kinda sexy."
Taro's High Seas Adventure