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[horseofrohan]

My snuggle bunny hates me!!!!

All he does it throw things at me and insult me and I love him SOOO much!!!!

I never intended him to get pregnant, but he did! And I was ASSURED that elves and horses couldn't breed!

*wanders off, sobbing heart-breakingly*

Comments

[felarof]

*struggles to maintain somber, sympathetic composure*

Oh, who the hell am I kidding? I'm loving every minute of this.

*coughs*

*comforts in non-sexual, forefatherly way*

[nienor_niniel]

IT WILL BE OK! Just remember this: jumping off a cliff fucking HURTS.

[oldtoby]

What I like to do, my friend, is drown my sorrows in pipe-weed. *offers*

[pansybaggins]

He'll get over it.

Eventually.

[annlarimer]

He's in shock, doll. It's freaky enough getting knocked up when you actually have the equipment for it and the father isn't a quadruped. Give him sedatives time.