I don't *do* groveling. And I'm in the Shire and I think I'm going to stay there now *sniffs* A country run by smelly defecating in public creatures. Like living in Gondor all over again.
I am so pleased my children. A gift is in order. As the valar war horse I give you... a crate of the bon bon's Manwe uses to keep Eru good and drugged in front of the tv. Use them wisely.
You missed one...wulf_of_rohanOctober 5 2002, 14:12:28 UTC
7. Any horse that comes within one hundred yards of Aldburg that a) hasn't already sworn allegiance to a human being and b) is not an official representative of the new Equine Regime will be shot on sight. And probably eaten.
We'll pursue a diplomatic relationship but we will not be bullied. Until you can approach our gates under flag of parley like civilized beasts, we will not tolerate your brutal fascism. We have plenty of our own, thank you.
Good luck with your idealistic new dawn. I recommend skipping right to the "some are more equal than others" part.
PS: Cough up Eowyn if you have her or it's "burn the Golden Hall" time! I've got me a hankerin' for an heir.
Re: You missed one...horseofrohanOctober 5 2002, 14:25:43 UTC
7. Fair enough. Let's talk on neutral ground some time. I think we have a lot to offer each other.
And we're not brutal fascists! We're a collective! Honest!
I think we'll skip "some are more equal than others" - it horrified my mun when she was 12 and that's about the closest she's ever got to joking about "Animal Farm". She still cries every time she sees a reference to Boxer.
PS: Didn't catch her, sorry. Think she was off somewhere else. Let us know if you see her - we need to keep an eye out for her.
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Erm, I mean, all human worries will be addressed by A.R.S.E. in the expectation that we can live together in an equal, sharing, *caring* society.
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I am so pleased my children. A gift is in order. As the valar war horse I give you... a crate of the bon bon's Manwe uses to keep Eru good and drugged in front of the tv. Use them wisely.
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We'll pursue a diplomatic relationship but we will not be bullied. Until you can approach our gates under flag of parley like civilized beasts, we will not tolerate your brutal fascism. We have plenty of our own, thank you.
Good luck with your idealistic new dawn. I recommend skipping right to the "some are more equal than others" part.
PS: Cough up Eowyn if you have her or it's "burn the Golden Hall" time! I've got me a hankerin' for an heir.
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And we're not brutal fascists! We're a collective! Honest!
I think we'll skip "some are more equal than others" - it horrified my mun when she was 12 and that's about the closest she's ever got to joking about "Animal Farm". She still cries every time she sees a reference to Boxer.
PS: Didn't catch her, sorry. Think she was off somewhere else. Let us know if you see her - we need to keep an eye out for her.
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I would just like to point out that we are Mearas, not swine. I should hope that we do a damned sight better than pigs.
That said, I'm sure there will be no difficulties so long as you play with your toys and let us play with ours.
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