9-Never fear, I am here!

[horrible_protag]

Anyone stuck out there in that flood that needs rescuing, don't hesitate to call. I have braved many dangers before, and anyone in need, I shall help.

And now- onward!

[OoC: Will tag after Shabbat, sorry for crap entry, Nyme, feel free to tell him off here.]

Comments

[the_bastard_ds]

This'll be amusing.

[horrible_protag]

I fail to see how a flood is amusing.

[the_bastard_ds]

Not the flood, you.

[horrible_protag]

Yes, I suppose watching my acts of heroism will be rather amusing to watch.

I never caught your name.

[reginagloriae]

...I don't think people are having serious problems with the rain.

[horrible_protag]

You might be surprised, there can be serious water or lightning damage that occurs sometimes during a storm.

[OoC: orz, or a mun that completely failed and thought the third day was a flood. 8D''']

/pet

[reginagloriae]

I guess so.

[favoritetraitor]

Captain Hammer, I assume?

[horrible_protag]

Yes. You've heard of me?

[favoritetraitor]

Why, yes. I have...

I'm afraid that we seem to have a problem, however. It's come to my attention that you had an 'altercation' with a Dr. Horrible a short while ago in the center of the City.

Attached to this transmission, I'm including a bill for equipment that you damaged during this incident, as well as for medical costs my employee suffered at your hands.

Hopefully, we can deal with this amicably, and can put this whole mess behind us.

Of course, if you wish to dispute this claim, I'm perfectly willing to discuss this matter with you.

1/2

[horrible_protag]

He's being serious about this? Really, now? Bills?

[horrible_phd]

Yes, very dangerous this rain that is currently clearing up.

[horrible_protag]

You never know in the City. It could go right back into dangerous territory at any moment!

[OoC: Or me misreading description.]