Comments | horrible_protag: 51-His hopes aren't the only thing being raised

horrible_protag

51-His hopes aren't the only thing being raised

Jun 19, 2011 00:03

[Voice Post]

Well, well, look who decided to surprise us! Quite a treat at the end of such a perilous week. You all are raising my hope for good things to come.

But of course, what could be better than such wonderful visitors?

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: So cute you could eat them up? Bad jokes aside, this is one hilarious thirty-second video. ANYTHING ( Read more... )

thunderingoaf, societyslipping, raikov need not apply, greedful_cheat, curse-affected, no situation too bad to flirt, captain big ham, 4th wall day, horrible_penny, wasagift, majorcrotchgrab

Comments 86

...your entry title comes off as a dirty joke to me. Was that intended? greedful_cheat June 19 2011, 04:44:43 UTC

Why would a bunch of visitors be an omen of good things to come?

Extremely. I like to shove 'em in where I can. horrible_protag June 19 2011, 05:07:30 UTC

Because of their splendid company, of course.

greedful_cheat June 19 2011, 05:18:45 UTC

How do you know they'd make good company? They could be here to cause chaos, panic, and disorder...

[ooc; that too is dirty, but then considering Hammer's metaphor for his "Hammer"... that could make every fight basically sex... or sexual assault.]

horrible_protag June 20 2011, 00:41:15 UTC

Oh, well I doubt that. I've gotten to know quite a few of them by now.

[OoC: Why yes! It is! And yeah, except he never actually claims to fight with the Hammer. He's just Captain of- um, his own penis.]

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[video] horrible_penny June 19 2011, 07:24:42 UTC

[Hello, obligatory say-hello-to-the-ex time!]

Hammer, hey! You sound... like you're still very much the you that you were last time I saw you. How's it going?

[video] horrible_protag June 20 2011, 00:43:54 UTC

[Hello, the-emphasis-is-clearly-on-obligatory!]

Penny! I do do enjoy your visiting here. It's going- [Awful, terrible, I can't wait to get out of here, I hate every inch of this place to the point of cracking.] fairly standard, I'm sorry to say. Although this past week we were able to travel to some different places.

We collected artifacts to enable a wish of ours to be granted.

[video] horrible_penny June 20 2011, 02:31:43 UTC

That... doesn't sound all that standard. Where'd you go? Did you get a wish?

[video] societyslipping June 20 2011, 18:29:43 UTC

[Oh, someone discussing the wishes of his nemesis? He simply must interject with some muttering.]

I bet he just wished to... to break someone's dreams. With his face.

[...Wait, shoot, but the someone was-]

Thread 35

wasagift June 19 2011, 16:19:16 UTC

You're lying.

horrible_protag June 20 2011, 00:44:07 UTC

I beg your pardon?

wasagift June 21 2011, 00:34:40 UTC

That's not your face. Give it back!

*snortchoke* horrible_protag June 21 2011, 03:58:11 UTC

Ah, I think I know what you're referring to. You are referring to a Mister Rick Castle, are you not? Or- I can't remember the other gentleman's name at the moment, but I was informed by the lovely Inara that I looked like someone she knew.

Thread 20

majorcrotchgrab June 19 2011, 16:19:21 UTC

Hello, Captain.

/adds special tag horrible_protag June 20 2011, 00:45:05 UTC

Ah. Hello, Raikov. Enjoying your- life back home, are you?

<3 majorcrotchgrab June 20 2011, 11:45:17 UTC

Indeed I am. How's life here?

<3<3<3 horrible_protag June 20 2011, 22:45:04 UTC

Just about as you remember it. How are things by you?

Thread 17

thunderingoaf June 19 2011, 18:56:02 UTC

What other hopes do you have?

horrible_protag June 20 2011, 00:47:06 UTC

Merely to be surrounded by my dearest friends, meet new people, and fight for the way of justice; whether that be here or back in my home world.

thunderingoaf June 20 2011, 04:14:22 UTC

Then you have been displaced yourself?

horrible_protag June 20 2011, 22:46:50 UTC

Yes, unfortunately. But not to worry, you, and possibly I, as well, shall be home with great haste.