Comments | horrible_protag: Three Caballeros

horrible_protag

Three Caballeros

Feb 20, 2009 03:08

I recall a time back home, where there was some plan to take over a dedication ceremony the mayor was holding for the Superhero Memorial Bridge. I happened to get a gut feeling about it, and asked the local police force to provide me with extra backup, just so that they'd be able to apprehend the transgressor ( Read more... )

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punchlikeagirl February 20 2009, 19:22:36 UTC

So you're a superhero?

horrible_protag February 20 2009, 19:32:00 UTC

I am indeed.

punchlikeagirl February 20 2009, 19:33:59 UTC

Cool! What's your codename?

horrible_protag February 20 2009, 21:28:52 UTC

My codename? I don't have one, but I am called Captain Hammer.

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reginagloriae February 20 2009, 19:57:45 UTC

Huh? Superhero Memorial Bridge?

horrible_protag February 20 2009, 21:29:17 UTC

That's what the mayor decided to name it, yes.

reginagloriae February 20 2009, 21:32:02 UTC

That's very flattering, Captain Hammer.

horrible_protag February 21 2009, 23:52:18 UTC

It is, although surely just me alone would not be the cause for such a bridge.

lyra_of_dust February 20 2009, 20:49:11 UTC

But why would he attack a bridge?

horrible_protag February 20 2009, 21:30:22 UTC

He's a villain, he doesn't need more reason other than to cause mass chaos and destruction.

lyra_of_dust February 20 2009, 21:52:46 UTC

You didn't ask? I'm sure there was some kind of selfish reason.

horrible_protag February 23 2009, 04:28:44 UTC

But of course. There always is. At some point it hardly even becomes necessary to ask such a thing.

primrosella February 20 2009, 21:38:49 UTC

...You threw a car at someone's head?

horrible_protag February 21 2009, 23:53:25 UTC

I had to stop him somehow, did I not?

primrosella February 21 2009, 23:58:31 UTC

But...cars are terribly heavy. And if you can't even remember the person's identity, could he really have been a threat warranting having an entire car thrown at his head?

horrible_protag February 23 2009, 04:30:58 UTC

I remember him all too well. Plays himself off as innocent here? Oh, I'll play along for now. But he's going to go down, hard. He was threatening the public safety in a large manner. No other way could stop him, even negotiating with him.

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somekindofsin February 20 2009, 23:45:22 UTC

It didn't occur to you to that the "gadget" might have been harmless?

horrible_protag February 21 2009, 23:54:14 UTC

Would you call aiming a gun at civilians' heads harmless?

somekindofsin February 22 2009, 01:24:38 UTC

You didn't say it was a gun or that it was aimed at someone's head.

horrible_protag February 23 2009, 04:34:27 UTC

Perhaps it didn't occur to me to mention it.

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