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[horrible_penny]

I love this one!  Who all's here?  Billy?  Death?  Life?  Anyone?  The Welcome Center's open and I've got drinks and I'm working on making cookies--

[The camera turns to show a table full of cups of lemonade and trays of sugar cookies. The cookies are all rather fanciful--some have been frosted to look like clock faces, but most bear some

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[not_so_smooth]

I see how it is. Not even important enough to get a call out.

[not_so_smooth]

Yeah, but you're a really hot twenty-nine.

Nice, maybe I'll come run around on it for a while.

[horrible_penny]

See, this is why I miss you.

There needs to be interdimensional mail or something so we don't have to wait for these kinds of days to talk.

[not_so_smooth]

There, I left you a message reminding you.

That would be really nice.

[horrible_penny]

I'm keeping that one.

"Dear Sam,

Hope you're having an okay time saving the world with your robots. City's pretty normal. Plague last week, zombie sheep this week. Everyone's okay. I wish you were here, but not really.

Love,
Penny"

They'd all sound the same after a while.

[not_so_smooth]

My letters from college would not be any better, trust me.

[horrible_penny]

You have to save the world and go to college? That's not even fair.

[not_so_smooth]

I know, it's tragic. But once you save the world it's still here with things like bills and food you have to pay for.

[horrible_penny]

What, no one lets you skip that stuff? You should have... a mansion and no taxes for the rest of your life and things like that. Incentives to keep saving the world, you know.

[not_so_smooth]

No one really knows I saved the world.

[horrible_penny]

So you're more of a Batman type.

[not_so_smooth]

Only not as dark and broody or anything.

[horrible_penny]

Which is good, because the dark and broody isn't as charming as some guys seem to think it is.

[not_so_smooth]

So what do you think is charming?

[horrible_penny]

It kind of depends on the guy.

[not_so_smooth]

What about guys that rescue you in the gardens?