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[notsofresh]

i actually almost had a genuine milk-spraying-out-of-nose moment while reading this, but it got caught in that weird area between my nose and mouth, and i kind of just awkwardly choked instead.

also, you know how certain words that you don't hear much will suddenly be all around you for a week and then there gone again? NAMBLA is that for me right now.

[notsofresh]

THEY'RE

[scottsvengeance]

tl:dr

[hornyhousewife]

What emoticon is this? I see the eyes and the tongue, but I'm not sure whose hat that is, or the... goatee?