HAHA I HAVE FANS

[hornyhorace]

WELL I'M WRITING AN ADVICE COLUMN NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN IT OR NOT BUT IT'S PRETTY BRILLIANT, OF COURSE, SINCE I'M THE ONLY ONE WRITING IN IT!!! WELL PEOPLE SEND IN QUESTIONS TOO BUT THEY AREN'T AS GOOD, AND IT'S USUALLY ABOUT HOW I'M SO GREAT ANYWAY. HERMIONE WROTE ONE TO ME LAST WEEK. JUST WON'T GIVE UP, WILL YOU?? I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU

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[drawingdean]

You have fans?

[hornyhorace]

SORRY YOU ARENT AS POPULAR AS I AM THOMAS. I GOT YOUR LETTER

[drawingdean]

I'd never send you a letter.

[hornyhorace]

HAHA YEA RIGHT. TRY AND TAKE MY ADVICE, YEAH??

[batbogey_queen]

You have no idea how much I want you to just stop breathing right now.

[hornyhorace]

OH HI YOU'RE RON'S SISTER AREN'T YOU SORRY HE'S BEEN TOO BUSY HANGING OUT WITH ME TO SEE YOU LATELY!!!

[batbogey_queen]

You are unbelievable.

[hornyhorace]

YEA I KNOW.

[z_smith_rock]

Macmillan is miles better than you, you little tuna puff.

[hornyhorace]

HEY SUCKS TO BE A HUFFLEPUFF DOESNT IT

OH WELL NOT EVERYONE CAN BE GRYFFINDORS

[bossy_bookworm]

I do not WANT to go out with you. When are you going to get that into your silly little head?

[hornyhorace]

ITS ALRIGHT HERMIONE HARRY WON'T MIND

[bossy_bookworm]

I'm sure.