Attention!

[horizonchaser]

HUMANS! It is far past time that you acknowledge ME, BENJAMIN T. GOOSE, as your grand arbiter in all things. ALL. THINGS. I am clearly the superior brain. I have finally managed to hack into this puny, primitive system and now OWN this ridiculous but admittedly useful journal account

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[cindy_reddeer]

*bows down to her supreme Gander overlord*

[birdzilla]

All hail our Unconditional Gander Overlord!

[horizonchaser]

GENUFLECT!!! GENNNUUUFFFLLEECCCTTTT!!!

[elf_fu]

...Does it mean you did this incorrectly when all I want to do is cuddle you?

[horizonchaser]

Confusing your Overlord Wicke... cuddles? You may Cuddle Your Downy Master!

[pghbekka]

NOOOO! Not my romaine lettuce!

Look! Over there! Your nemesis, Metal Trash Can!

[horizonchaser]

WHAT? I WILL VANQUISH THEE, METAL TRASH CAN!!!