BREAKING NEWS ALERT!

[hored]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you this breaking news:

Christmas 2006 Cancelled!

We regret to report that Christmas 2006 has been cancelled due to a tragic accident in the small northern Wisconsin town of Rhinelander.

Comments

[sydelbow]

oh man. i had to read this one outloud to my friend!

[hored]

My dad is funny. :oD

Cancelled! Say it ain't so!

[ups_man_of_doom]

I moved 300k boxes last night for that lazy ol fat man. What the hell was he thinking! Now I'm gonna have to drive ALL over delivering this crap for him... son of a bitch!