EAT MY FUCK.

[hopeconspiracy]

Work blows, having annoying little people here annoying me sucks also..... she looks like a fish, I'm going to call her Nemo. she has big thighs and big eyes, she scares me... I think she keeps passing wind also, because everytime I smell what seems to be human waste I look at her and she looks away....I know its her, she knows I know its her, yet

Comments

[mourir_fleur]

holy shit ... this is the funniest thing i've read.

I think though that you need to write less about finger banging. Hahaha. Man its wrong.

Love ya Tobes.

[i_hatecricket]

I love fingerbanging. Being fingerbanged however is a different story.

[ignora]

um toby....

im not sittin next to you in the car.

xox

[hopeconspiracy]

yes I am...... I get touchy when i drink! ;) ha ha ha.

[ignora]

ooohhh tobes!! i booked a place yesterday. We all get a bed!! and its only gona cost us $34 a night!!! and its a 4 star place.. seriously... im sooo excited.

xox

[hopeconspiracy]

really, now thats amazing....I'm excitied as also....so pumped kiddo....where going up friday day yeah?

[streetsofhate]

dude you told me the exact story last night in the taxi on the way home from the pub. NONE of that happened at work you washed up cunt.

[eastsidehustler]

hahahahahhaha...

[hopeconspiracy]

okay mitchy........... go back to being in love.

[anonymous]

This journal is full of fruity trashy news no-boby gives a fuck about. Go out and get a real life and write about how hard it was to actually achieve such a feat.

[eastsidehustler]

at least toby has a spine to leave his name by what he says, you're just a gutless loser that can't even speak their mind...
clearly he has friends and they give a fuck about what he has to say... clearly you have none and you are a nobody, so do the world a favour and rid it of one less shit human...

[hopeconspiracy]

hahah, yes joel, I'll go out and become a butcher and sit at home every weekend and smoke weed..............bahbwhbabwhawa

[breathofacry]

hahaha dude this is fucking amazing and hilarious all in one. don't be gay