my mom, she CRAZZZZIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

[hooveraardvark]

i got home from work to find our housekeeper/gardener/lady attempting to carry a giant package upstairs. eventually i determined it was mine, and with some fortitude managed to convince her to put it down and let me carry it upstairs. i seriously could never have servants because it would make me feel guilty as fuck, all the time. anyway, i lug

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[kafers]

I'm both scared and amused by this, though I do think you could probably fill that baby. I know I could do with a bigger jewellery box... I have four at the moment :s and they aren't small.

[hooveraardvark]

i could, with time . . . but i've spent way too much money recently, so no more trinkets for awhile.

the thing is that i do have two big jewelry boxes, and then three smaller ones with stuff in them. i can empty them out and put them in the big, but then i will have all these empty boxes and won't know what to do with them . . . also if i end up moving to nyc moving that monster will be a pain . . .

[hooveraardvark]

she is very generous. i love my mom. i just wish she gave me things i wanted instead of things she wants me to want . . . but it's all done with good intentions.

i wish i could sew! i can't find anyone to teach me . . .

[hooveraardvark]

i would give you my old jewelry box if you were around . . . are you still in dc or are you in boston now? sorry, i haven't been very good at keeping track lately.

[skinnyvee]

I probably shouldn't be so sadistically amused by this. That sounds a lot like my mom.

[hooveraardvark]

yeah, my mom is nuts . . . i love her, but she is crazy.