fuckity fuck fuck wah wah wah

[hooveraardvark]

i stepped off a curb today at lunchtime and heard my foot POP. it's been fucked up for a few weeks now, but only mildly. now i can barely stand on it. so i'm heading to urgent care shortly. blah

Comments

[gothic_diamond]

You actually could have injurred it on the desk, and it didn't evolve util you stepped on it just right. *shrug* Happens sometimes. Or. It waits untill you are asleep and then sneaks out, does drugs, and goes to wild parties.

Pickles no. Relish yes. Maybe that was what he was thinking of?

I know right? It's wierd how you become as weird as them and they become as messed up as you, but it happens gradully, so you don't notice until it's too late.

[hooveraardvark]

well, as it turns out it's sprained, there's no fracture, so i actually don't think the desk had anything to do with it, i must have twisted my foot somehow? probably happened when i walked for miles in nyc a few weeks ago.

i bet it did sneak off and party hard. dumb slut foot.

ha, i'm slightly dismayed! i don't want to be the same person as jonah!

[shipbuilding]

You can tell Sir Shiny that the musical sounds HILARIOUS. A+ weirdness.

[hooveraardvark]

there are more stories but i'm always hesitant to post them here, because i really think they're mostly funny to me since we have the same sense of humor.

[chibimonkichi]

Oh no, I hope you find out what happened with your foot. I also had a mysterious pain in my foot this November. Weird stuff.

[hooveraardvark]

it's sprained, no biggie, but it does mean i have to avoid walking as much as possible, which is annoying. it'll be fine though.

[antibromide]

If there is a Spam museum (and there is) there should be a sauces and condiments museum.

Being strange is a good thing. It keeps life interesting.

[hooveraardvark]

yes, there should be! with a Hall of Dips!

doing my part, keepin it real

[fountaingirl]

Mt. Horeb Mustard Museum

Re: doing my part, keepin it real

[hooveraardvark]

i'd totally go there.