In which Zoe turns a blind eye to Jack and Inara's canoodling, and an encounter with an old friend gives the crews yet another piece of the puzzles:

( Chapter 14: School Reunion )

In which Jack and Inara don't just talk about sex:

( Chapter 12: Hearts of Gold )

In which a massacre is investigated and Jack and River dance:

( Chapter 11: Bushwhacked . . . Again! )

Anybody still reading this crap? Oh, well. On to one of my favorite parts, in which Mal is Not Happy, a gruesome murder is uncovered and the Doctor and Jack indulge in elementary theatrics:

( Chapter 10: The Short Game )

In which Mal talks to the Doctor, who then talks to the Siblings Tam:

( Chapter 9: War Stories )

In which River contemplates fairy tale tropes, dinosaurs are discussed and accents are admired:

( Chapter 8: The Empty Girl )

In which some Reavers behave rather oddly (even for them) and the Doctor takes a stroll through River's mind:

( Chapter 7: Objects in Space )

In which a Time Lord is whipped, dinner is eaten, stories are told, captains are nekkid, and there are sharks in the water:

( Chapter 6: Shindig )

In which Kaylee and Jack's conversation covers everything from sex to sex.

( Chapter 5: Love and Engines )

In this installment, Zoe threatens the Doctor and Jack, and Rose finally gets out of bed only to find her virtue questioned.

( The TARDIS Invasion )