Fic: "Fanboy" (M)

[honorh]

Title: Fanboy
Rating: M (come now--what kind of fanfic do you think Jack writes?)
Characters: Nine, Rose, Jack
Warnings: Crack, really bad smut, comma abuse
Summary: Jack writes Nine/Rose fanfic.
Note: This is entirely nina_ds's fault. She said she thinks Jack writes Nine/Rose fanfic, and my brain committed this biological function. I might be poking a

Comments

[51stcenturyfox]

LOL and <3!

I want you so much that I can’t think of anything else. Not even the dashing conman who so nearly seduced me so recently.

Hee! OMG. This is so. Hilarious. :)

[honorh]

BECAUSE JACK WOULD!

[51stcenturyfox]

And he'd make the face in your icon when they caught him. :D

[taffimai]

Hee, this is brilliant!

[honorh]

It's crack. Can't believe I wrote it.

[dark_aegis]

LOL! Such purple prose, but definitely something Jack would write. :-D

[honorh]

Got caught up in the composition. I figured it'd be either this or something really raunchy, and as I don't do raunch, I decided to go with purple.

[honorh]

I had fun writing Jack's fanfic, I must admit.

[wendymr]

*giggles hysterically*

Oh, this is brilliant! Who knew youJack could write such perfect purple prose? As a story, this is hilarious; as a sporking of some of the eye-rolling smut that's out there, it's brilliant :)

Love the ending, too; Rose and the Doctor don't just tease him, but they're going to show him what he's been missing. Wonderful!

“And afterward,” said Rose, tugging Jack along by a belt loop, “you can tell us whether my tits or the Doctor’s arse are ‘perfect globes’.”

*g*

[honorh]

I have seen some Nine/Rose fic like that, unfortunately. Mostly, though, it was just taking the stuff I enjoy and pushing it to the nth degree. Gotta love fannish tropes!

It was one way of improving his writing.