For Merlin's sake.

[honestlyharry]

Posting anonymously is rather cowardly. I wish you would stop, whoever you are

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[myscytheishuge]

Too bad. That would've been a great - foursome?

[myscytheishuge]

The pause right there says you really do. Since you're the bookish type, I'm sure you've already read up on a whole bunch of kinky wizard stuff, but the real thing is much better.

[honestlyharry]

You are a dirty-minded child. I happen to be aware that sex is not the most important, nor the most enjoyable, activity upon which I could spend my time. I am not willing to go out and drag the first person I see into a corner.

[myscytheishuge]

Oh, of course not. Not the first person! Someone with class, like me. But, not me, 'cause I'm not into the scary stern librarian type.

[honestlyharry]

No, certainly not you.

[myscytheishuge]

Yes, CERTAINLY. ...So who would you have in mind? Besides that pirate guy.

[honestlyharry]

No one, in fact. He's pretty.

[myscytheishuge]

Hm. Really. I'm so surprised. Isn't he? You two should get together.

[honestlyharry]

You shouldn't be. Except he probably has so many diseases.

[myscytheishuge]

Uh. Believe me. I should. You probably do too.

[honestlyharry]

And why, precisely, should you? I am completely healthy.

[myscytheishuge]

Weeell...I'll let you fit in with the rest of the crowd and have you sit in denial for a bit, shall I? Or so you think. You know, riding on a ship or scythe every once in awhile isn't so bad.

[honestlyharry]

DENIAL OF WHAT? I... you... you are disgusting. There will be no scythe- or ship-riding.

[myscytheishuge]

Right, then. So you keep on saying. What are you afraid of?

[honestlyharry]

...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'm not... afraid of anything. I just haven't found the right person yet.

[myscytheishuge]

Wouldn't you like to know? Suuure. Well, if you DID, who would it be?