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honest_merchant

Testing....1, 2....

Mar 18, 2005 14:27

Alright. Let's check to see if this primitive record keeping device can work properly for me.

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honest_merchant March 18 2005, 19:35:09 UTC

Good. Now to customize this slagging thing.

skywarp March 18 2005, 20:12:52 UTC

Booyah! Welcome to this bizarre form of internet amusment, Swindle ol pal. XD

*quickly posts before Soundwave catches him slacking off again*

honest_merchant March 20 2005, 05:47:04 UTC

Yeah, it's just great playing Dear Diary on a human site. But I will make note of you fooling around while you should be on shift.

skywarp March 20 2005, 15:22:16 UTC

Oh please... like you're not worried about me ratting on any of you too?

rusty_chevy March 18 2005, 20:42:20 UTC

Yay! It's my second-favorite Jeep! ;D

*friends*

honest_merchant March 20 2005, 05:38:18 UTC

Yeah, and if you see any large, burly, angry-over-being-ripped-off aliens looking for a Jeep, you just go ahead and direct them towards your first favorite Jeep. Trust me, they won't know the difference.

ironbite March 19 2005, 01:22:36 UTC

*pokes Swindle* So....where do you want my latest lootings?

honest_merchant March 20 2005, 05:14:09 UTC

Yeah, just put it all over next to where I had the knockoff--er, I mean, bargain price Earth gems. Humans will fork over credits for the most ridiculous things, considering they won't even use them for energy.

...And hey, watch it with those claws. I'm tryin' to keep a professional image here.

ironbite March 20 2005, 05:17:15 UTC

Sure you are. If you're keeping a professional image, what's with the rust on the caboose?

honest_merchant March 20 2005, 05:32:31 UTC

Hey, don't bring that up publicly. Be a decent hired lackey and show some curtesy.
Besides, I'm seeing a medic for that problem.

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longhaul March 19 2005, 05:46:27 UTC

Yeah, it works.

But I ain't buyin' yer handle. Or anything else from ya, for that matter.

honest_merchant March 20 2005, 05:27:24 UTC

You say that now, but wait 'til you check out some of the newest shipments of merchandise I've got coming in! Need a new coat of wax to help shine away the results of a hard day of hauling dirt? Sure you do! And you'll definitely need more than one. No offense, buddy, but you've been lookin' kinda rough around the edges lately. I'll just go ahead and place five orders for you. You'll thank me for it.

longhaul March 20 2005, 22:38:53 UTC

OH NO YA DON'T!

'Sides, last time y'said you'd give me a discount 'cause I helped you haul the stuff. Did that happen? No!