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[homofuckiens]

[ the camera focuses in on Karkat's few day old shiny Plain Badge before he snorts a little. ]

I don't know why people thought Whitney was such a pain to deal with. A few good paps and shooshes and the little wiggler was pretty fucking fine.

[ no, Karkat. your moirail just happens to be Gamzee. either way, the camera shifts and oops. there's Karkat

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[striderismo]

if youre gonna be selling zubats you might as well pay people to take them
stick all the zubat eggs in a cardboard box and tape ten dollar bills to them
if youre lucky some poor sap might come along before anyone steals the money and just adopt all those fuckers
like hey i gotta house full of fucking bats but damn is my conscience clear
lemme just sponsor a wild boar to slaughter for some kids in zimbabwe or some shit and my life will be complete

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[homofuckiens]

FUCK OFF, STRIDER.
NO ONE ASKED YOUR OPINION.