Jun 15, 2005 23:07
asked by the boyfriend of the girl sitting next to me on the train:
"Honey, are you okay sitting next to a gaijin, or is it too unpleasant to bear?"
asked of the waiter at the gyoza shop:
"Where is she from? Russia?"
noticing my glare "WHAT COUNTRY? RUSSIA?"
No, you fucking fuck, I am not from Russia. (No offense to my Russian sisters: his implication was that I was a prostitute.)
"Do you live in this building?"
"No, I'm just visiting a friend."
"Is that person... MENS?"
"What the FUCK is THAT supposed to mean?"
"Uh, er, no, nothing!"
In conclusion, I need a vacation.