Comments | homo_lettuce: Typist invasion, for purposes of self amusement:

homo_lettuce

Typist invasion, for purposes of self amusement:

Oct 13, 2005 15:00

Apparently, egyptian lettuce, in addition to being long, thick, undeniably phallic and "excreting a milky substance when rubbed" is also considered an aphrodesiac. Good to know. While researching Set for my Nanovel, I came across the following. Set was very happy to be repeatedly emphasized as Virile Set. And this has got to be the best sex-scene ( Read more... )

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typist takeover not_monosexual October 13 2005, 14:49:40 UTC

Is that for real?

*dies*

Re: typist takeover homo_lettuce October 13 2005, 15:19:21 UTC

Typist: Yes, it is, direct translation from the original. XD

Re: typist takeover not_monosexual October 13 2005, 16:15:38 UTC

*dies again* I wasn't aware there was M-preg in Egyptian mythology, and I love Set so. I missed that entirely.

Re: typist takeover homo_lettuce October 16 2005, 15:30:50 UTC

It's not actually M-preg. He doesn't have kids or anything. He was just... inseminated, that's all. And the translators just chose interesting words to say that. XD

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Typist firey_feathers October 13 2005, 16:59:46 UTC

*points and laaaaughs*

*....is Meg, hi*

You gotta love unfortunate word choices. And I did not know that about that lettuce. Hmmm...

spheresconfound October 13 2005, 19:34:18 UTC

Typist: I always did wonder about the lettuce...