RPS slash, 'Quickie' , Daniel Radcliffe/Zac Efron Rated: R, crack fic

Sep 10, 2007 18:21

Title: Quickie
Author: homo_genius A.K.A. pikapika217
Pairing: Real Person Slash: Main is DanRad/Zefron, but mentions of Dan/Rupert, Zac/Corbin, and Zac/Lucas
Rating: R
Summary: crack
Disclaimer: So not mine
Author's note: I wanted to post all of the 'Pillow Talk' stories I had in mind, a series I'm doing that features all of my multi fandoms and links them in one series of one shots, before posting anything else, nor did I plan on posting in between, but based on this comment & thread in an ONTD post, I simply had to produce and post a crack fic for it. while this is specifically dedicated to _generalsmuts, I hope the rest of you like it as well. told from DanRad's point of view.

Anyway, enjoy!



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Title: Quickie
Pairing: Real Person Slash: DanRad/Zefron (mentions of Dan/Rupert, Zac/Corbin, and Zac/Lucas)
Rated: R
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'Hey. hey! not so.....ah!'

As he stared down at the star of that bloody High School Musical movie, or whatever it was, Dan regretted deciding not to gag him earlier, since all the whiny annoying, and down-right girlish, more than anythng. Why the hell did he think this would be fun? Just because he and Rupert were on a break ever since he was caught sucking Gary, he hadn't found someone else that fit as snugly as Rupert did. Luckily, it all ened a few moments later, and the other

"Are you sure this wasn't your first time?" Not that he really cared. Zac was just another nameless, faceless boy he slapped rupert's head on. around this time, he'd get them to sign a confidentiality agreement, but figured that wouldn't be neccessary here, given Zac's 'celebrity' status.

"It was on bottom. usually, Corbin or Lucas......" 'Whatever' Dan though. He cleaned the two of them off and was about to leave when he noted the other boy messing with his phone.

"And just what are you doing?"

"Giving you my number. Next time you're in the states, we should hang out, or something." He almost laughed then. Is this how the other ended all the sexual encounters Dan was sure he had with other strange men. Still, all things considered it wasn't all that bad. He was no Rupert, but still, not bad. Dan was given back his phone, and he wrote down his number as well.

"Or something" If nothing else, there was no need to burn a bridge. Though, if this happened again, he'd be sure to add in the Ball gag he had with him, to keep Zac quiet. That, or something else much more satisfying.

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This was just fun and on the fly. I found the cracktastic-ness of it to be hilarious. I also need to find some RPS communities of DanRad and Zefron and post links to this in them.

Anyway, that’s all for now!

Till later,

Bye Bye boo!

ficlet, one shot, crack!fic, crack!pairing, real person slash, danrad/zefron

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