70% of gay people are born with it.\

the other 30 are sucked in.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i love you bryce.

but which one is the ever so mysteriose hip attachment?

WITH A KNIFE!!

so, when considering the success of my party when corrilated with turn out of the masses, one can only derive such wisdom to understand that the party was a fustigated failure ( Read more... )

well everyone, my party is tomorrow! i have 9 hours of work between me and 100 people swarming my house with the possiblilty of cops being called. WOOT WOOT ( Read more... )

im sending in my application for college tonight. its my secound step to "fuck all you mutha fuckers who try and pull me down in lawton while being tweaker ass bitches and family ( Read more... )

so... pretty much all moved into the new casa. if yuou havent seen it then... i guess you should come see it.

ya knwo with all this new house and stuff and other stuff....

im strangly depressed and i dont know why.

i hope im not doing anything wrong.

so... some people start off the new year by cleaning.. or reareranging... me and my friends though.. we bring in the new year by moving! woooo.. come one come all to the byob all inclusive moving party! you wont wanna miss this one folks. watch as three half drunken men try and fit a box spring matress over a 2nd story balcony into a room! oh.. and ( Read more... )

cci confused about bill. explained to cust billing month in advance. cust did not understand. cust was upset about prepayment and would like to susp account from 12/30/04 to 3/1/05. cust was irrate. CUST IS A FUCKING WHORE MONGERING MORON THAT DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE EVEN IN HELL AND SHOULD BE EATEN BY AMMET THE EATER OF SOULS

are you ready for the odd and out of character thing that i did... or didnt, rather, do last night?

i did not get drunk.

INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!but i still had a crazy time and really liked garden state the secound time through. its going to turn into a nice cult classic, i think. as for the food, it was extreamly smashing and ( Read more... )

im at home alone on christmas eve. everyone is gone or busy.

this is the worst christmas eve ever. at least i got my pay check.

so its been a secound i think.....

its no doubt that most everyone has heard about the events of this past weekend. hell most everyone was there, and if you wernt, then.. maybe next time. i think its crazy how im going to be living in about the nicest house ive ever lived in about a week. i think my dad is gonna be green. not that he doesnt ( Read more... )