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Mar 25, 2011 21:01

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Drop all fics in the comments here. The rules are in the community profile. Here are the fills. Here are the requests. Here's the combined masterlist of pairings. And here is the questions/feedback/concerns post ( Read more... )

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Jade/Kanaya urban_anchorite March 28 2011, 22:42:27 UTC
Kanaya Maryam was the one who understood that space was an organism: a vast collection of astral filaments, breathing, atoms and atoms woven up in the tight wet cambric of some enormous ripple that surrounded them all. Jade Harley liked to think of it as a big rainbow magnapinna squid, but mainly because she liked the idea of a big rainbow magnapinna squid. People did not appreciate magnapinna squids or sunfish, which amazed her as she had an image folder labelled THE OCEAN IS AWESOME!!!!!!! and looked at it all the time. People did not appreciate rafflesia flowers or pitcher plants.

Karkat Vantas had said: space? Yeah, otherwise known as what your fucking thinkpan is full of, Harley! but what he didn't understand was that he was part of them: blood, he was a river, a feeding artery. Space was the medium, Life the flowering product, Karkat the means to their end. When she explained this to the Sylph, sitting on a hill and fiddling with her fingers, Kanaya did not say what the fuck or even I see which was how Jade understood polite ( ... )

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Jade/Kanaya cont. urban_anchorite March 28 2011, 22:46:44 UTC
"Wearers of scarves," said Kanaya, and she reached out to adjust Jade's: tucked it in a little fussily into her jacket, mittened fingers brushing her neck and making all the hair on the back of her neck stand on end. Carefully, she smoothed down the fabric and tucked the second scarf over the first, adjusting it until she was pleased with the end result. When she was concentrating her heavy lidded eyes half-closed, just Prospit-yellow slits, and she thick dark delicious eyelashes. Jade was beginning to realise she totally had a problem. "Although as far as stoking forges goes, we have not addressed any forge-stoking to date. Jade, your legs must be cold ( ... )

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Dave/Bro cephiedvariable March 29 2011, 01:42:39 UTC
"We spend out entire lives chasing after a single moment," Rose warned him once, "But that is no way to live."

Dave Strider is not an idiot and he does not need Rose to point it out to him. Shit, he knows what he's doing. He knows- Jesus Lalonde it does not take a double-major in Literature and Psych to know that streetfights and hole-in-the-walls and bleary drunken states are not a good place to pick up guys. It doesn't take two years into a Masters to know that his philosophy of not sleeping with a guy who can't kick his ass is a little fucked up.

"Thing is I throw all the fights," he explains but she's just all I know, I know but that's not the point, Dave. The point is that it is not healthy for you to be substituting adversarial conflict for real affection. After that she's usually all, Look, I understand this. I understand what you are going through and I made many of the same mistakes in my first few relationships. I felt like I always had to have the last word, that I constantly needed to be in control. But Dave- just ( ... )

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Dave/Bro cont. cephiedvariable March 29 2011, 01:43:21 UTC
But what happens when the knots unravel is a dusty evening with red shadows cast across the roof and Dave shaking down to his bones as Bro yanks him to his feet by his collar. "Come on, l'il man, you can do better than that." so Dave just tosses his sword aside and tangles his fingers in Bro's shirt. He misses his lips the first time, but gets them with teeth the second and its all kinds of desperate and sick and goddamnit don't let your kid read 4chan until Bro shoves him away, shades askew and shoulders all hunched up ready to spring, primed to abscond. This is the first time Dave's seen his eyes. It's the first time and what he sees there is wild eyed shock and regret and he can't even open his mouth to say, "I won this one." because he did. He won and it's not worth the bravado. That vulnerability was all he ever wanted.

So yeah.

Dave Strider fucking knows what he's doing. And what he's doing is taking another goddamned punch.

next: Eridan♠Feferi, John♦Vriska, Terezi/Rose

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Terezi/Rose possibly_thrice March 30 2011, 08:08:31 UTC
Terezi is awake when Jack reaches Prospit, and her dreaming body burns without ever getting a whiff of the smokeless flame.

Her dreaming body preferred red to green just as much as her waking self probably still does, thank you very much. Still: she will always regret missing that golden (H3H.) opportunity; that single moment in which she could have met her first death with mouth wide open.

She spends her first meaningless while dead trying. She slows the rush of fire up her tower walls, thought by measured thought, until she can smell the movement of separate threads of light, trapped tangling in their clear green mass. She stills the collapse of pillars, and takes bitter delight in the rich flavor of mousse that wells wherever gilt is just beginning to be blacked. She wakes and sleeps and wakes and burns.

It's a pretty good afterlife. For a while.

When she accidentally cycles back to a time of sight, in the heat (H3H3H3H3H3H) of her reckless chase, though. Then she knows she needs to stop. She sits there with her working eyes ( ... )

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Terezi/Rose cont. possibly_thrice March 30 2011, 08:12:25 UTC
"Jack came here," she says, apparently by way of introduction ( ... )

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Terezi/Rose cont. possibly_thrice March 30 2011, 08:16:09 UTC
She releases Rose's mouth for long enough to lap at the pulse point on her slim neck, because she is Terezi motherfucking Pyrope and her curiosity will be satisfied.

She is in no way expecting what she tastes there.

It decides her. All her insight and conflicting desire, replaced by the purity of red.

To do this, she thinks. To get what she wants in this way, and at this cost.

Well. It would be cheating."Right," she says again, and she kisses Rose's ink-touched forehead, and knocks her knees out from under with her cane ( ... )

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OH WOW COMPETENCE possibly_thrice March 30 2011, 15:31:38 UTC
let me just

add some requests in there

Terezi/Sollux, Mom/Kanaya, Equius/Gamzee

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Sollux/Terezi ext_188235 May 2 2011, 16:39:24 UTC
Everything has a taste.

His old things taste like appleberry twist, just like she used to say.

(It's hard to imagine how much she used to get on his nerves.)

Tasting things turns out to be much more fun than seeing them. Everything is a game, a scavenger hunt with a rainbow of flavors as the prize. He wanders around, bumping into things, and instead of getting upset or angry he just sniffs whatever it is he bumped into, to find out what it is.

(It's hard to remember how much everything used to get on his nerves ( ... )

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Re: Sollux/Terezi ext_188235 May 2 2011, 16:41:26 UTC
Navigating with the cane is hard. He starts to ponder how long it would take him to get used to that, in the event that Terezi kicks him in the face and decides not to continue teaching him to smell-see. Then he starts to wonder what Karkat would do if he came back to the lab without kissing the girl this instant, you dumbfuck nooksucking loser. Briefly he wonders about never seeing her again, and then decides to drop the thought down a deep hole and let it just fucking die there, already ( ... )

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Re: Sollux/Terezi ext_188235 May 2 2011, 16:45:08 UTC
Whoops that no pairings thing is contagious.

DD&diamonds;SS (either), Jade/Rose, Terezi♠Rose

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Mom/Kanaya nextian December 19 2011, 05:55:25 UTC
Of all the aliens who walked into this weird intergalactic bar, and damn that's a great reference, full points to you, Ms. Lalonde, you only have eyes for one. Sure, she's clearly perving on your mom, but w/e, right? That's what your sexy wiles are for. That is why God invented wiles, and then gave out a double handful to you ( ... )

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Jane/Mom possibly_thrice December 20 2011, 03:13:52 UTC
You are so drunk.

It's barely a sentence, not quite a refrain; you've said it too many times for it to mean anything of itself. "You are so drunk" is only a momentary condition, like dizzy or upright or so sad you could die of it. There is a part of you that realizes that, perhaps, for some people in the worlds, none of those are the stuff of moments, but what can you say: you are a flighty kind of gal. You breathe, and underneath your feet (or your knees) the universe shifts and curls, all that old bullshit whirling around some awful, open center. Momentarily, you believe that you could step sideways, and be lost ( ... )

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Eridan♠Feferi urban_anchorite March 30 2011, 13:38:29 UTC
-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CC: No no NO ( ... )

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Eridan♠Feferi cont. urban_anchorite March 30 2011, 23:01:22 UTC
“Oh, ha ha ha,” she howled, and pulled his wet jersey forward until they were breathing face-to-face. Long denuded of goggles, he took the opportunity to spit in her eye; Feferi headbutted him until he saw white. “Glub glub glub! You were busy showing off your codawful doomsday plans to Vriska, I was an afterthought to your spratty war games -- whining when it got too hard -- you know what I always really thought? Do you? Glub! I thought she was too smart for you!”

“Seahorseshit, Fef, you know I’m cleverer than Vriska Serket!”

“Smart isn’t clever, basshole! And you’re dumb as a box of seaweed if it’s not words on a stupid glubbing stupid page and who even gives a fin for those, who even really cares about what happened sweeps and sweeps ago -- ”

“More like Bitch of Life!”

“More like Prince of DopeEridan tripped her, and Feferi went down hard in a wave of ectogrowth ooze. She got big mouthfuls of it and surfaced, trying to cough it out her gills, and he dived in and held her under as she thrashed until her elbow got him sharpish ( ... )

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Eridan♠Feferi cont. urban_anchorite March 30 2011, 23:04:03 UTC
“Forget about anything I ever said about being red for you.”

“Oh, Er-i-dan, I already did!”

“Forget anything I ever said about liking you either, you are glubbin evil,” he said, and he sank his claws into her shoulders until she sank her own through the holes in his sweater into his chest, puncturing the skin until they were drilled into his subcutaneous fat. Her teeth were bared and bloodied. His teeth were bloodied and bared. “I should’ve known that a girl who lived at the bottom of the sea with a freakish horrorterror for a lusus was gonna ruin my fuckin life, kick sand in my face, be the eldritch queen of monsters she was always coddamn meant to be because I didn’t just leave her to die. You should go get yourself an empire so I can take it from you and be hailed as a liberating hero.”

Feferi yelped when he drove his claws in too, twisting in her flesh until they squelched. “I hate you more than I have ever hated anything,” she said, and her mouth twisted in a rictus grin. “I’ve never even hated anything. Glub! But I hate you! ( ... )

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