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HOMESTUCK KINK MEME III

Mar 08, 2011 16:35

HOME STUCK KINK MEME III

Anonymously request any pairing and kink you want. Straight, Slash, Femslash, it's all good here!

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KK/J MOAR MOVIE NIGHTS anonymous March 21 2011, 02:28:36 UTC

John and Karkat rope each other into having an intense slumber party movie night. Popcorn, sleeping bags, the works.

In most fics I've read about them they think each other's movies are terrible and make no fucking sense. I want to see a fic where they ABSOLUTELY ADORE them.
Like, Karkat falling ridiculously hard for Con Air and crying with John at the ending/having an epic enactment of the bunny scene, and John blubbering with Karkat when the troll protagonists hook up with each other in HIS movies. Like total pansies.
And then somebody walks in on them howling with tears/weeping on each others shoulders about how romantic it all is while being surrounded by dozens of tissues.

Extra bonus if half the time they have NO FUCKING IDEA about what's going on in the movies and have to get the other to translate/explain, but end up emotional wrecks anyway.

Re: KK/J MOAR MOVIE NIGHTS anonymous March 21 2011, 03:12:12 UTC

...This is a beautiful request.

It NEEDS to be filled.

Re: KK/J MOAR MOVIE NIGHTS anonymous March 21 2011, 03:16:40 UTC

And then somebody walks in on them howling with tears/weeping I lost it there! lol This is awesome and should totally be written something fierce!

Re: KK/J MOAR MOVIE NIGHTS cephiedvariable March 21 2011, 03:40:10 UTC

This is so good.

Re: KK/J MOAR MOVIE NIGHTS anonymous March 21 2011, 04:16:19 UTC

yeeees. omg yes.

This demands to be written.

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Re: OP HERE, EXTRA IDEA retten March 21 2011, 06:27:43 UTC

Hahaha THIS IS FANTASTIC

I can only imagine what that fanclub must be like.

Re: OP HERE, EXTRA IDEA anonymous March 21 2011, 06:30:40 UTC

lmao just

OP I may not be able to fit the triple bonus offer in there, but I am working on this for you because it is too good not to.

GIVE ME A FEW DAYS AND UH HOPEFULLY YOU'LL. HAVE A FIC.

/has 178 words already, even :'D

Re: OP HERE, EXTRA IDEA anonymous March 21 2011, 07:16:24 UTC

Option B is just too much!

THIS MUST CLEARLY BE DONE

How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 1/? anonymous March 25 2011, 18:04:57 UTC

The moment Karkat sees the sleeping bags, John sees him change his mind. Any normal person would appreciate what he’s done to make this the sweetest sleepover set-up of all time, but Karkat is Karkat and allergic to nice things. He turns tail to go.

“No way,” says John, and bursts from the blanket nest to rout the escape. “I stole, like, every pillow in this place. I raided the fridge. I had to get a Captcha code for margarine because butter gives you skitters. I’ve popped an assload of popcorn, Karkat! We are having this movie night and we are having it right now ( ... )

How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 2/? anonymous March 25 2011, 18:14:08 UTC

It Is About This Street Tough Renegade Who Did Hard Time Behind Bars, And Wants Nothing More In The World Than To Reunite With His Loving Wife And Daughter. But Not So Fast! He Has To Go On Crazy And Dangerous Escapades Through The Sky With A Motley Assortment Of Rogues Led By John Malkovich, Who is Wise To Cage’s Heroic Nature And Pure Heart. They Tether A Grumpy Police Man’s Awesome Car To The Plane And Smash It, And Then Later They Crash Into Some Casinos. Cage Gets Out Of The Wreckage And Hugs His Family, And John Usually Tears Up A Little

or, Con Air

***

It is worrying when the first thing out of Karkat’s mouth is, “What the fuck is going on?”

So of course he has to start summarising Con Air as it’s playing, and that’s okay because he’s summarised it to his Dad, Rose, Dave, Jade, every single homeroom teacher he’s ever had since third grade, two bus drivers and Vriska, so basically he has a phD in explaining Con Air, but it’s still sort of disheartening also trying to explain “tie a yellow ribbon” while going no, wait, oh man ( ... )

How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 3/? anonymous March 25 2011, 18:18:52 UTC

Independence Day

***This one John thought was going to be a little difficult, since Karkat loves Troll Will Smith so much and gets kind of offended at most stuff to do with Will Smith. He loves Troll Will Smith like John loves Human Nic Cage, and though he would personally be up like ten times a day to see Troll Nic Cage Karkat has a habit of getting offended in, uh, an empty room. He is unbelievably touchy. It’s like his superpower: extreme irritation ( ... )

How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 4/? anonymous March 25 2011, 18:22:05 UTC

City of Angels

***There is a lot you can say about City of Angels, though the first thing John would say is that Nicolas Cage looks incredibly cool in that long black coat. It trumps a lot of what you can say about the rest of City of Angels. He and Karkat have swapped positions on the bed: the Berlin Wall of eaten snacks has fallen, and they’re lying on their bellies with sour gummy worms hanging out of their mouths. The metal wall is cool and smooth against his toes, and usually after three movies even an Egbert would be flagging a little but not this time. John is thirteen, and he is wild with adrenaline and cane sugar ( ... )

How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 5/? anonymous March 25 2011, 18:25:03 UTC

While Under The Auspice Of The Propagangers An Ambitious Journaslicer Sets Out To Lure Another Troll Picked At Serendipitous Random To Think She Is Courting His Flushed Quadrant Sabotaging Both Each Step Of The Way As He Hunts For A Red Romance To Prove His Worth To Others Until Their Enemies Reveal To Them The Nature Of Their Dual Treachery At Which Point They Flip To Kismeses And Slaughter Everyone Present In The Rage Of A True Black Waxing; Featuring Five Onscreen Kisses Of Which Four Are Made Falsely, And Numerous Scenes Of Females Sharing Solidarity Over Their Failed Romantic Entanglements

***John Egbert has made two important discoveries ( ... )

Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 1/? anonymous March 25 2011, 18:28:03 UTC

Oh YESSSSSSSS.

How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 6/? anonymous March 25 2011, 18:28:14 UTC

A Thirteen Sweep Old Gourmetormenter Receives A Call From Her Longtime Moirail With Whom She Once Made An Agreement To Become Matesprits With In Order To Avoid Being Culled If Neither had Found A Suitable Partner To Fill The Necessary Quadrants; She Discovers He Has Filled A Pail With A Younger Troll Who In Addition To being A Talented Threshecutioner Is Also A Blue Blood; Desperate To Save Her Longtime Moirail From Sharing Genetic Material With Such An Unsuitable Partner She Sets Out To Become The Younger Troll's Kismesis And Pull All Three Into A Rocky Auspistice Relationship; In The End She Develops An Honest Kismesis With The Threshecutioner And Her Moirail Realizes That His Feelings For Her Are Flushed Whereupon They Fill Their Buckets In Time; Featuring Five On-Screen Kisses And Fifteen Swear Words

***

This one is actually really funny. John only laughs twice at bits he discovers he wasn’t meant to laugh at. They have made a sweet recovery from the City of Angels thing they are never going to talk about again, and neither of ( ... )

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