Inspired by a cracktastic prompt from the sherlockkink-meme I give you BookHolmes vs MovieHolmes.
The prompt:
Movie!Watson and Book!Watson switch places (or Movie!Holmes, Book!Holmes, IDFC). Some height kink, with the Watsons both boggling at how tall/short Holmes is in the opposite verse.
Maybe the Holmeses meet? AND THEN CATFIGHT.
Holmes: I AM THE GREATEST DETECTIVE
Holmes: NO YOU ARE A SLOPPY RUFFIAN, I AM THE GREATEST DETECTIVE
Holmes: NO YOU ARE A STUFFY ASEXUAL JUNKIE, I AM THE GREATEST
Watson: Watson and I have come to the conclusion that this will only be solved by wrestling.
Watson: Naked.
Watson: In pudding.
Watson: Oh quite so, old chap. Lots of pudding.
Watson: You will be needing showers, afterwards
Watson: And, we suspect, doctors.
David Burke!Watson conspiring with Jude Law!Watson.
The silly art sadly lacking pudding, I can't draw pudding. Anyway, enjoy ^_^
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