Squeezable softness does not an effective weapon make.

[hollygrahm]

Actual conversation at Walgreen's just now --

ME:  "I walked here, so could I get a bag with handles for that toilet paper?"
CLERK, putting TP into large bag:  "This'll do nicely for you.  If anyone gives you trouble you can swing the bag around as a weapon."
ME:  "I guess I shouldn't have chosen Ultra Soft, then."

Comments

[heathstompa]

:)

[silveradept]

Ah, but you see, you chose the one that will be recalled in a month because someone squeezed all the softness out of hat particular package...