midnight black
negro medianoche
noir de minuit
pencil
lapiz
crayon
english
spanish
????

i have to poop

bye fuck face

well, fuck...hang on its coming...ok! so i was black the other day and all these niggers were smoking crack and i was like betaw ben butta boin( cuz i was black) and they were like mofuga hit dis sit and i was like ait, crazy good like pop tarts or spam im not sure. speaking of spam the mole people have revolted and lit the mining deal on fire and ( Read more... )

i made my cat a mini rocket launcher that sets on her back and she just blew up my neighbors house, it was crazy but oh well. i think that gas stations and corner stores run by the arab people are like secret terrorist sex hide outs, where all they do is fuck camels, hmm...im not sure what im talking aboot. just out of curiosity, how many people ( Read more... )

i bought a camel and i named it ghonorrea, just out of spite. but then i sold it, out of spite, and now i am one camel short of a christmas present. speaking of xmas, my cat is getting into the closet bye

well ive started a mining company run by mole people. i was digging another 5 mile hole when i ran across this civilisation of mole people. it was quite odd at first but i have earned their trust made peace and friendships with them, then forced them into slavery, its the crooked thing to do i guess. and know i have a bunch of fucking moles minign ( Read more... )

fuck you
i hate you
the end
this is not to my love

ever wake up in a strange hotel room covered in blood, then you slide out of bed and step on a dead vietnamese hooker?
oh...me neither....fuck

i got a lawn mower stuck between two trees...sigh i dont know how but it happenen and im pretty satisfied with myself right now...well im bored and naked...and i have a sunflower seed in my belly button, i havent eaten sunflower seeds in a few days either. i had a dream that there was nikateen free cigarettes and they caused cancer withing hte ( Read more... )

i masterbate with cajun chicken mofo ( Read more... )

ok...im really fucking high and this tree just fall out of nowhere and almost kills me and a chinese orphan(who i call jim-jim) and then we pull out another joint and then the tree starts crying...wow it was crazy ( Read more... )