So today is my mom's birthday. I waited until last night to go get her something because I had to wait for payday, plus I wanted to get her these really beautiful red & white tulips that I saw and I wanted to wait until the absolute last second so they wouldn't accidentally die in my apartment before today (that would be my luck). So after work ( Read more... )

When men say ____________ on their personals ad, they really mean:"I'm looking for discreet fun." (My trophy wife/girlfriend doesn't put out so I'm hoping you will ( Read more... )

You know, I consider myself pretty intelligent. And I usually pride myself on my forethought and ability to defuse potentially sticky scenarios ( Read more... )