Title: The Church of Bubble Wrap Author: newtypeshadow Rating: PG Fandom: Original Pairing: none Wordcount: ~620 Warnings: Given the inspiration, the tone is not what you'd expect. ( Notes: comments that inspired the fic )
Innuendo is the bestest thing ever, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. *waggles eyebrows*
All books should be magic in some way. Certainly, they were magic when written! After publication, though, it's up to readers to recognize that magic for what it is and let it transport them or make them grow tall.
Wow. Who knew bubble wrap had such power? Way to go, Packington, for harnessing it! Who cares if you make a couple dozen (or hundred) slaves along the way, then kill them all in the end? You found the magic in bubble wrap!
I agree with everyone else, creepy yet really quite funny XD
I did indeed! ^___^ I'm glad you found Packington's name fitting--and his person sinister!
Exiling evil people is generally a mistake. Unless you know they'll learn a lesson and be Not Evil Anymore, they generally just come back later hellbent on revenge. *sigh*
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And this looks so much like a scene from a Hollywood college flick, it's not even funny.
... okay, it's very funny. But I didn't just say that.
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I'm glad the fic was amusing! In the meantime...I should totally call Hollywood! ^_~
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Edit: Also, the meaning of his name is not lost on me. Yay, hidden meanings and innuendos!
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All books should be magic in some way. Certainly, they were magic when written! After publication, though, it's up to readers to recognize that magic for what it is and let it transport them or make them grow tall.
...Yes, I love books, why do you ask? ^_~
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I agree with everyone else, creepy yet really quite funny XD
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Ah, Packington. He really doesn't care if they live or die when he's done with them. *sigh* XD
I'm glad you had fun with this!
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This just goes to show why you should NEVER exile the evil yet creative man to some far away dimension. His revenge ideas are creepy.
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Exiling evil people is generally a mistake. Unless you know they'll learn a lesson and be Not Evil Anymore, they generally just come back later hellbent on revenge. *sigh*
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