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[holeysaint]

Comments

[changeling_fae]

You're ears are perfect the way they are, Forge.

[holeysaint]

Practicing those compliments, now?

[changeling_fae]

Getting better at it aren't I?

[holeysaint]

Have the makings of a true expert, you do.

[wannabesanta]

'Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your ears hang high?' ~

[holeysaint]

Brilliant, but I'm afraid ears only counts for those with two of them. Change it to ear, perhaps.

[wannabesanta]

Thank you. I aim to please. Oh, my bad.

'Does your ear hang high?
Does it reach up to the sky?
Does it droop when it are wet?
Does it stiffen when it's dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your ear hang high?' ~

... It doesn't have the same ring to it...

[holeysaint]

Can't say the attempt wasn't appreciated, though.

[pedoglasses]

....
I'll admit that I'm morbidly curious as to what an ear lift entails.

[holeysaint]

Exactly what it sounds like, I'd imagine. Lifting an ear and all.

[pedoglasses]

Ah. I see.

[holeysaint]

Well what else might it mean?

[holderofheart]

If it helps, mine keeps telling me to dye my hair or lose weight fast and easy.

[holeysaint]

Not very friendly, these ads, are they?

[holderofheart]

Certainly not making me leap at the chance to buy any of their products.

[holeysaint]

Not even skip?

[edge_vanhite]

Ear... lifts?

[holeysaint]

Fancy one for yourself, then?

[edge_vanhite]

I'm trying to figure out what it does. Sounds like something a Woofer would need, not a human.

[holeysaint]

Exactly what it sounds like, I would imagine. Ear lifting.