dream 005 ¤ [text/video/action for Cherrygrove]

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Ith there thomething wrong with ghothtth...?

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I can replace or fix my boots. I can't fix a table leg.

[ Baaah you so cute you widdle troublemaker! Who's a naughty little gible? You are! Yes you are, yes you are~ Lots and lots of pets and scritches for the baby. ]

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It'll stop once it's done teething.

[dear lord Watanuki you housewife.]

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Well, until then, you should put tabasco sauce or lemon juice on the table legs, and give him proper chew toys!

[ By 'you', he means himself. ]

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It's a girl. [Aaaaand more or less ignoring everything that you've just said about just about everything else.] And she also wants Takoyaki.

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[ UUUUUUUGGHHHHHH--but first. ]

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I'm sorry I called you a boy. You're very pretty. [ pet pet pet ]

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[ AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DOUUUUCHE ]

She needs chew toys! Not Takoyaki!

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Then get chew toys. And Takoyaki.

[It's okay, Watanuki. Gible still loves you. She'll always love you. She'll just be showing you her absolute adorable by slobbering all over your hands.]

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[ But it's adorable slobber. Full of derpy love. It doesn't count. ]

Why can't you do anything for yourself?! It's a miracle you haven't wasted away in your own filth!

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[Your standards.]

I have other things to do.

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[ ...are perfectly fine, thank you. ]

Like lay around on your butt all day?!

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Like fishing.