Captain! Hy tinks Hy sees dem. It'z a really beeg ship, all fancy und shtuff. It'z got a couple shmaller guys around it. Dot's de vun ve's lookink for, yah ( Read more... )

*audible sigh* Ve leafs de ship for a few days und hyu guys goes und loses de captain ( Read more... )

I am ashamed of my country for the last time. From this day forward I no longer consider myself Ivonan ( Read more... )