[Public][Voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

Who de hell iz trowink paper bords effervhere? Vun chust landed on my hat. Hy tink it likes me. *sounds of rustling paper*

It says...

...

Uh.

"Hyu und hyu vife vill be happy in hyu life togedder."

...

*laughs long and hard*

Comments

[voice]

[theschmotone]

Zo, who's de lucky gorl, den? Hyu gonna introduce me to her zome time?

[voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

Sure, chust look in de mirror! *continues laughing*

[voice]

[theschmotone]

I...

...vait, vhat?

*threatening growl*

I iz not a voman, dammit.

*tries to hold on to shreds of dignity*

*fails*

[voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

Dot fortune sure seems to tink so. *cackles* Hoy, vife! Mebbe Hy should buy hyu a cute leedle apron to vear.

[voice]

[theschmotone]

*growls some more*

Hyu vouldn't dare.

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[holdon2yourhat]

Gott, hyu'z sexy vhen hyu iz angry... *growls back*

If Hy really buyz hyu vun, hyu promise to put op a goot fight?

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[theschmotone]

*starts to say something, but then brain miraculously kicks into gear, and he thinks it over before replying*

Depends. Does I get to vin?

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[holdon2yourhat]

Hyu eediot, vot's de point in dot?

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[theschmotone]

...

Hadn't though about dot.

*growls again, though a bit more invitingly this time*

Hokay. Hyu ready for vun hell of a fight, den?

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[holdon2yourhat]

*makes a little excited sound*

Hy'll go pick out de apron!

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[theschmotone]

*quiet, resigned sigh*

Und de frillier it iz, de more of a fight hyu iz gonna get...

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[holdon2yourhat]

Oooo... tanks for de tip!

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[theschmotone]

*grumbles*

Velcome. Hyu's just lucky I loves hyu zo much.