[Public][Voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

Who de hell iz trowink paper bords effervhere? Vun chust landed on my hat. Hy tink it likes me. *sounds of rustling paper*

It says...

...

Uh.

"Hyu und hyu vife vill be happy in hyu life togedder."

...

*laughs long and hard*

Comments

[causink_trouble]

*joins in the laughing*

[voice]

[theschmotone]

Zo, who's de lucky gorl, den? Hyu gonna introduce me to her zome time?

[voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

Sure, chust look in de mirror! *continues laughing*

[voice]

[theschmotone]

I...

...vait, vhat?

*threatening growl*

I iz not a voman, dammit.

*tries to hold on to shreds of dignity*

*fails*

[voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

Dot fortune sure seems to tink so. *cackles* Hoy, vife! Mebbe Hy should buy hyu a cute leedle apron to vear.