[Public][Voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

Now dis iz excitement! Hy vos begginink to meess my regular dose of terrorism.

[Filtered to other Jägers | Medium security]

Hy only vish dot ve had gotten de pleasure of carryink out dot task. Vot Hy vouldn't giff to see zum Ivonan politicians go boom!

Comments

[threeleggeddoc]

Excuse me, sir?

[Voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

Hyu iz excused.

[Voice]

[threeleggeddoc]

[pause, sounds like he's very angry but restraining himself]

I have to say that your comment is highly insensitive in nature, especially when patriots of Ivona like myself can see it on the network.

[Voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

*casually* Yez, Hy know.

...

Hyu point iz-...?

[voice]

[causink_trouble]

Yah. Iz fonny vatchink everyvun squirm, izn't it? Pipples iz so sensitive dese days.

[filtered to Jägers | medium security]

Hyu'd giff hyu right hand, mebbe? *chuckle*

Hy'z sure dere'z some Ivonan politicians left for hyu, Maxim.

[voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

Yah, hyu vould tink de guy vos deir brodder, de vay all dese pipple iz actink.

[Filtered to Jägers]

Tch. Too late. Already giffed it op. Din't effen get anytink out of it, eidder.

[voice][filtered to Maxim/moderate to hack]

[theschmotone]

Odder den really bad jokes from me?

[voice][filtered to Dimo/moderate to hack]

[holdon2yourhat]

Zumtink useful, hyu eediot.

[voice]

[theschmotone]

I just tink iz fonny how many pipples iz taking it personally. He vas a politician. Dere's alvays going to be anodder vun to take his place, und who vill probably be vorse den de last vun.

[voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

Dot's vot Hy has been sayink! Pipples iz gettink too vorked op over dis.

[voice]

[causink_trouble]

Dey sure iz. Vould be entertainink if dere vasn't so many ov dem.

Iz almost like dey thought politicians couldn't die.

[jaegermamma]

Yah, vould haff been fun. Might not haff been de smertest ting to be doink, but den...

[voice][filtered to Jägers]

[holdon2yourhat]

Since vhen has schmott effer been a reqvirement for us?

[voice][filtered to Jägers]

[jaegermamma]

Not for hyu dollink. Zum ov us has to be lookink a bit more ahead howeva. Mek shure hyu guys only blow oop de tings hyu iz goot for hyu to be blowink oop.

[voice][filtered to Jägers]

[holdon2yourhat]

Like de impawtent political figures of our enemies?

He doesn't think you're serious, orz

[destined_skies]

I may not be Ivonian, or even heard of the guy until now, but I really don't think now's the time to be making jokes.

[voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

Who'z jokink? Hy used to do dot sort of ting for fon!

[voice]

[destined_skies]

What?

[voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

*speaks louder and more slowly* Hy said, Hy used to do dot sort of ting for fon!