Fabulous Animals

[holdingoff]

Title: Fabulous Animals
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Tosh. Reference to Owen and Gwen.
Warnings: Slightly smutty. Mostly a comic birthday fic (over a year late) for the amazing tanarianDisclaimers: I should own Torchwood and its characters. I'd do a damn sight better job of caring for them than those pillocks

Comments

[bookwrm89]

I think I hurt myself trying to laugh quietly in an attempt not to wake up the rest of the household.

My bet is that Ianto was as red as that UNIT cap that Jack likes on him so much! LMAO!!!

Really, really missed you!

[holdingoff]

If I can find the discussion that spawned this, I'll link it. I just remember hurting myself laughing then too.

While I clear out some WIPs, I'll think about starting something new. Don't know yet.

[kiraclara]

Oh my gosh oh my gosh I'm trying not to wake my family but it's so hard. This is hilarious.

[holdingoff]

I am apparently clearing out my crack fics first. We all need a good laugh and it's been a year (a year!) since I posted anything. I fear the berating I am going to receive as the day dawns across the world.

[reddevilpoes]

OMG This just cracked me up, how am I going to get through my chores (vacuming, food-shopping, house cleaning) today with the idea in mind that somewhere, somewhen aliens are studying this behaviour and interpreting it slightly off-ish.
Jack as the hive queen....
Tosh...don't bite through your maltezers...they are better if you let them dissolve slowly and stick to the roof of your mouth!

[holdingoff]

yes, you now know the truth. Earth is nothing more than a giant ant farm for some super-sized alien child.

[angstosaur]

oh yes - was watching the latest Attenborough programme last night so I had his voice in my ear as I read the commentary ... I wonder what the xenobiologist would have made of the pteranodon?

wonderfully cracky in a good way, unlike some crack!fic that makes my teeth hurt ... and that's because the characters sound right, however weird the situation ...

I do hope you produce more soon for us to read ... good Torchwood fic is what I need to feed my addiction now that the original source has been corrupted and contaminated in such a toxic way ....

[holdingoff]

well, i'm currently going through my WIPs folder and, uh, whipping into shape? there are 6 stories sitting there- 2 of which are long(er) format.

[angstosaur]

I'll look forward to reading the results of your whipping those wips into shape ;-)

[backrose_17]

I love crack fics and this was brilliant. I love that it had Tosh/Ianto friendship in it, it is becoming rare to find stories that center around these two.

Both Ianto and Tosh jumped when the door to Ianto's flat flew open and crashed into the wall while quickly followed by a well known voice, "Ianto? Homework's done- can we play headmaster and the naughty schoolboy?"- Oh Jack not the world's best timing, I don't think Ianto will be up for playing any games soon.

[holdingoff]

flamboyant mating rituals anyone?