We Wish You a Merry Weevil

[holdingoff]

Title: We Wish You a Merry Weevil
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None
Summary: Ianto does not approve of Gwen's brand of holiday cheer.
A/N: Gwen bashing, for the AGA Christmas Challenge. And Happy Birthday to bookwrm89

Comments

[teachwriteslash]

**************snort******************8

***************cleans coffee off computer**************8

*****************makes vain attempt to work*************

[holdingoff]

::bows to left::
::bows to right::

you should really consider investing in those vinyl computer skins. they make clean up so much easier.

gwen the weevil... snort.

[bookwrm89]

Oh. My. God. I frickin' LOVE you!!!!!!

*giggles insanely* Gwen's a weevil!!!!!!

Thanks for the birthday wishes! This just made the morning from hell a hundred times better!

[holdingoff]

oh come on. let's look at this logically.

1- jack tries not to kill weevils
2- they all dress the same
3- weevil nest = gaudy, shiny sparkly stuff
4- the teeth

you share a birthday with my dog. he's 15 today and spent the entire day sleeping in front of the fireplace, then ripped the tail off a squirrel dumb enough to come in our backyard. now he's hobbling from the chase.

[gracie_musica]

Oh, I love this! Explains the Weevils and everything! <3

[holdingoff]

that's torchwood for you. everything can be explained with the right application of crack and gwen bashing.

[gracie_musica]

*LAUGHS* And Janto. Don't forget Janto.

[holdingoff]

yes, well that's just a default for torchwood- right? if there's no janto it might as well be the bill or something.

[givemethebook]

Lovely! This definitively explains a lot! And Ianto ignoring her, priceless!

If you can't feed her to a weevil (causing indigestion), just turn her into one!

[holdingoff]

yup. i would imagine the tackiness of her weevil nesting would cause ianto to completely shut down.

[adira_tam]

brilliant, absolutely brilliant...as she wipes her monitor and keyboard..( shame about the coffee, won't say it was wasted, cos I'm going to have that fic in my head all day)
Thank you,

[holdingoff]

people will need to start pointing at the coffee splatters with fond memories... "see that one? that's when gwen turned into a weevil."